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10-27-2009, 07:24 PM
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No you do it for me. 
Ah well...shucks..golly gee... 
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Anything for you--your wish is my right-click command--here goes nothing!
Okay, if I could do it--Rightclick on the hattipper, click on copy. Put curson on your post where you want him, right click again, click on paste.
Why, yes, I am smarter than my husband (not really, he's smarter and smart enough not to ruin my illusions/delusions).
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10-27-2009, 07:46 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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When I called her a couple days later, she was not amused. She thought I was a drunk and a carouser.........
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Now how do you think she got that misimpression?
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10-27-2009, 11:04 PM
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Hey, I wasn't being gender-specific!
It's worth getting a copy of Chris Crowley's "Younger Next Year For Women" just to read his chapter on "Old Fred"...
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10-28-2009, 07:37 AM
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They (women) will always be a bit of a mystery. Their brains are physically wired differently, thus "how they work" will never be fully understood by the male brain.
But they sure are cute.... 
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10-28-2009, 10:36 AM
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Sounds good, where do I get one?
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10-28-2009, 11:50 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Must be time to post this...
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...not doing anything of true substance...
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10-28-2009, 01:39 PM
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I was referring to cars........
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10-28-2009, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed_The_Gypsy
Now how do you think she got that misimpression?
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I have no idea...........but I gave up being a drunk and a carouser to be with her.....and it was worth it......... 
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10-28-2009, 01:49 PM
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Marry a young woman, who is better educated than you are.
Thanks for the tip, Ha. But I don't think it will work for me. 
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10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
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It's a brave, new world...
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10-28-2009, 02:18 PM
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It can work if you want it to........
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10-28-2009, 02:24 PM
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Thanks guys.....but I'm pretty sure it won't work for me. I'll just bow out of this one.....slowly.....
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10-28-2009, 02:26 PM
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Not only won't you get divorced if you marry a younger woman, you'll live longer too!
"Another theory is that a younger woman will care for a man better and therefore he will live longer," said institute spokesman Sven Drefahl.
Men 'live longer' if they marry a younger woman - Telegraph
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10-28-2009, 02:33 PM
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Boy, are you stubborn.......... 
On a serious note, my dad married a woman 10 years younger, and they are still together.........
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10-28-2009, 02:37 PM
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On a serious note, my dad married a woman 10 years younger, and they are still together.........
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And then there are the extreme cases, like this one...
Last Civil War Widows — Infoplease.com
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The last-known Union widow, Gertrude Janeway, died in Jan. 2003 in Tennessee. John Janeway joined the Union army in 1864 and was briefly a POW at Andersonville. The couple married in 1927, after waiting three years until Gertrude turned 18. John was 81.
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"Hey, for every ten dollars, that's another hour that I have to be in the work place. That's an hour of my life. And my life is a very finite thing. I have only 'x' number of hours left before I'm dead. So how do I want to use these hours of my life? Do I want to use them just spending it on more crap and more stuff, or do I want to start getting a handle on it and using my life more intelligently?" -- Joe Dominguez (1938 - 1997)
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10-28-2009, 02:44 PM
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Yeah, on this issue I reckon I'm pretty hard-headed....
Ok...so what have we learned? Mommas and daddies need to teach their sons to be on the lookout for Cougars to take care of them, then when they are old, to look for the younger women. Hummm, the guys have it made! Take these options and you never have to do a thing....'course what else is new?
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go and remove more carpeting as my DH is on yet another bike trip and the flooring installers will be here Monday. Ahem........
Oh...one more tip. Don't ever put carpet in a bathroom....when you take it up, you'll know what I mean...... 
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10-29-2009, 11:17 AM
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BBB: Next time there´s a tedious and cumbersome chore to be done at home be sure to first stick a spanner in your husband´s bike wheel !!
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10-29-2009, 11:53 AM
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Maybe you'd do better avoiding the dealers and shopping for a gently-used model...
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look for a shimmy in the rear end...
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10-29-2009, 04:15 PM
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...That the men under discussion might be providing the women with something else that escapes our observation (thank goodness!). That is: great sex!
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Go to YouTube, search on Madonna's song Human Nature.
Skip forward to 1:02 and listen very carefully...
WARNING: This is one of Madonna's wilder videos. Relax, there's no nudity.
I originally put the link here, but it got pretty wild so let your fingers do the walking at Youtube.
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