Honey! Honey! Where's My Caulk?

[JPatrick]

NEWARK, N.J. — A black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting New Jersey backsides with household caulk and other hazardous materials, according to New Jersey health officials who have alerted New York authorities to the rear and present danger.
Six Newark-area women in the last two months have been hospitalized with infections caused by injections of "a variety of unknown materials," said New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan.
Officials said they believe the injected mixture includes silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk.
After botched efforts to plump their rear ends like naturally well-endowed celebs such as Kim Kardashian, the victim's derrieres resembled "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters, said a hospital source.
"What we've been hearing from the hospitals is that these women are presented with deep tissue infections and skin infections. Abscesses form in some cases," said Tan.
According to hospital sources, the six women were all from the Dominican Republic. The injection "treatments" occurred in hotels around the Newark area, the hospital source said.

6 Women Hospitalized After Botched Butt-Enhancing Procedures - Incredible Health - FOXNews.com

 

[Westernskies]

Not all crack fillers are created equal.

 

[JPatrick]

Not all crack fillers are created equal.

I sense a recall is forthcoming, or at the very least a new consumer warning.
That ought to give the guys at Home depot a chuckle..

 

[FinanceDude]

Here I thought this was about how homeowners are fighting back against handymen who don't wear keans that fit right.........

As far as "butt-enhanching" methods, we all know there's really only one........