Ha ha, one of my password variants is a slightly derogatory (but accurate) secret code name we assigned to a particularly crappy coworker. I think I started using it when one of those "your password expires in 10 days" messages popped up and I needed something more secure to prevent said crappy coworker from hacking my computer (which she had done on multiple occasions previously).
I still use it today occasionally (with spelling and alphanumeric substitution variants, symbols, interstitial capitalization, etc).
Maybe I've changed my life for the bitter?
Retired in 2013 at age 33. Keeping busy reading, blogging, relaxing, gaming, and enjoying the outdoors with my wife and 3 kids (4, 10, and 11).