Poll Wars. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . .
Darth Apocalypse: Honey, where's my light sabre? I have to go finish annihilating The Republic today.
Mrs. Apocalypse: It's on your belt, next to your Death Star keys.
Darth: Thanks! . . . . Honey where are my Death Star keys so I can go across the universe to destroy the last of the good in the world . . .?
On the other side of the Universe . . . .
Luke Skywalker: I just got word that Darth is on his way to finish us off.
Dan2Tien2: Wheeeei! Blurp, Glup, Viiiit, Viiit, Pffft!
Luke: C3PO, what did Dan2Tien2 just say?
C3PO: Master, he just said "we should do a poll first to see if anyone in The Republic wants to be saved."
Sorry, I had the thought and had to write it down. I enjoy the polls very much and your Bogart dialogues.