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0 4 2.67%
1 15 10.00%
2 15 10.00%
3 10 6.67%
4 8 5.33%
5 14 9.33%
6 4 2.67%
7 4 2.67%
8 3 2.00%
9 4 2.67%
10 2 1.33%
11-15 17 11.33%
16-20 11 7.33%
21-25 3 2.00%
26-30 7 4.67%
31-40 7 4.67%
41-50 1 0.67%
51-100 9 6.00%
101-200 4 2.67%
201-500 1 0.67%
501-1000 0 0%
1001 - 2000 1 0.67%
Very Popular 2001 - 3000 2 1.33%
Sex Worker 3001 - 10,000 3 2.00%
Major ****ing Artist 1 0.67%
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Old 02-23-2006, 02:48 PM   #21
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Dan: You need a catagory for those of us who were doing alcohol doobies and don't remember . . . um . . . everything clearly.

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Just say you were very popular or that you're in the sex industry
Or that you played in the NBA...

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Well? Are you going to count him or not?*
He just layed there... :P
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Looks like some rules for this are in order.* *

Only sex between consenting humans.

No farm animals, exotic reptiles, or members of the rodent family are allowed.

If you paid for it, it don't count.

Sex by yourself does not count.

Sex with an inanimate object does not count.

Sex with a species outside of the solar system does not count.

Sex in your sleep does not count.

Sex you cannot remember does not count—This includes drug or alcohol induced memory loss or memory loss due to finally being aware of gross physical appearance deficiencies in the partner you ended up with last night.


As a result of this poll, the US government has announced it will now impose a sex tax.* It is called the Screw You Tax and is being promoted as the “screwing you will get for the screwing you got.”* Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance.*
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Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance.
Ouch.
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Looks like some rules for this are in order.* *

Only sex between consenting humans.

No farm animals, exotic reptiles, or members of the rodent family are allowed.

If you paid for it, it don't count.

Sex my yourself does not count.

Sex with an inanimate object does not count.

Sex with a species outside of the solar system does not count.

Sex in your sleep does not count.

Sex you cannot remember does not count—This includes drug or alcohol induced memory loss or memory loss due to finally being aware of gross physical appearance deficiencies in the partner you ended up with last night.


As a result of this poll, the US government has announced it will now impose a sex tax.* It is called the Screw You Tax and is being promoted as the “screwing you will get for the screwing you got.”* Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance.*
Okay, zero... :P
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80, but I need to make sure that I understand the rules here--

Are we talking before marriage, or after marriage?*

And which category does the wedding reception fall into?
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80, but I need to make sure that I understand the rules here--

Are we talking before marriage, or after marriage?

And which category does the wedding reception fall into?
We want to hear more!
Also, please tell us some stories..especially the ones in the submarine where you have no shore leave for 4 months. I'm just kidding maybe not such a good idea.
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Does a cow count?
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Also, please tell us some stories..especially the ones in the submarine where you have no shore leave for 4 months.*
Sorry, if those stories got out then everyone would want to join the submarine force...
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Re: How Many Sex Partners Have you Had

Statistically, men report double the real number and women report half the real number.

Even when "nailed down" (cough) and the "real" numbers are established, the men must be sleeping with aliens because the men have had twice as many partners as the women have.

As it turns out, anecdotally the men THINK they've had more partners. The women THINK they've had fewer.

The last reasonably done study, for example, had men at something like 5-6 partners in their lives and women at 2-3.

Either that, or theres this one gal who didnt take the poll who REALLY needs some sleep...
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Who in the heck selected 0 partners?? Fess up you lurking virgins!
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Any of you that admitted more than 5 are either lying or wishing.

I do have a question or 2 that needs answering before I cast my ballot. Does this number account for both before and after marriage? Also, how can I be assured that this disclosure will not be used against me in divorce court?

I await you reply.
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I wanna see if this thread goes from being in the cellar to respectability.

Anyone want to derail this topic and talk about...oh...investment mixes?
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Nine (9). That's pre/post and during marriage.

Note: These were all female......

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"Large" value *
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Any of you that admitted more than 5 are either lying or wishing.
Unfortunately my wife will probably read this. Fortunately she asked some years ago. Unfortunately she wished she hadnt. Suffice it to say your thesis is not correct...

I had more than 5 partners before my 17th birthday...

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Who said 51-100? *Wow. *I answered, but if asked I'm pleading the 5th! *Can count on both hands, though. *
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Is that today?
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I want to know who picked "worked in the sex industry". Do we have a ex-hooker or porn star early retiree(s) on the board??
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