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Old 05-29-2008, 05:50 AM   #41
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:39 PM   #42
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I suggest an ER Forum singles weekend. All of us non-singles can live vicariously through the photos and reports.

Maybe a Club Med trip.
Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all

Come on babys, grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball.

Blow your whistle, bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogiin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, we're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball...

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Old 05-29-2008, 02:46 PM   #43
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I would have to wear a wetsuit just to look at the photos.
There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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Dories 36' would look like a Cuban excape -full of ERs going to HI.....

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