Re: How Often Do You Have Sex Experiences
So a ventriloquist's car breaks down outside of a farm, late at night. He knocks on the farmers door and asks if he can stay the night. The farmer says "sure, but I have to go feed the animals before we settle down, mind accompanying me?" The ventriloquist agrees.
They go into the barn and the ventriloquist decides to have a little fun...He says "Hey, I'll bet these animals can talk!". "No, I dont think so sir, at least I've never heard them...".
He says to the nearest cow "How are things going for you, mrs cow?" and throws his voice to say "Very well...the farmer treats us nicely and gives us plenty to eat and milks us every morning!". The farmers jaw drops to the ground. The ventriloquist then asks the nearest horse "Mr. Horse...how are you?" "Wonderful...the farmer gives us plenty of hay and oats and lets us run around the grounds all the time".
Several sheep run into the barn. The farmer says "D..d...d..dont be askin' them sheep nothin'...they're a bunch of liars!".
Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.