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Old 02-04-2010, 06:25 AM   #21
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I wouldn't dare. DW has zero tolerance. Might be kinda hard to explain.

Wives - would you believe it if hubby gave you that line? "But she was just there to warm up the bed! It's just a service the hotel offers honey!"
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:29 AM   #22
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I'll take Javier Bardem as a bed warmer anytime...heh, heh, heh! But, in general, I'll take a pass on a human bedwarmer....ewwww...not appealing to me.

In case you don't know who this hot potato is, I present to you Spain's export to America, Javier Bardem:

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Note to Javier: I can be had. Signed, Orchidflower
Orchid, Im sure Penelope Cruz has something to say about your offer. Not so Javier. He is sure to take up on your offer with alacrity.
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:35 AM   #23
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I am not keen on human bed warmer either. (If the I had female equivalent of Sean Connery in the bed, I'm pretty sure it would get warm quickly)

However, it is very reassuring to know that I am not the only one would love a substitute pee person. So if any of you entrepreneurial young dreamer want to kick start your early retirement, get cracking. BBam and I are two customers eagerly awaiting...
Given the number of times I trot out to the bathroom during the night Ill need several of those guys
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Interesting, I was just thinking how nice a pre-warmed bed would be.
It's great, but an electric mattress pad is more effective than a human - the entire mattress is warmed, not just one spot.

We really enjoy our pre-warmed bed at night. Bought ours at Target.

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I have to save that one in case Mrs. mickeyd happens to walk in at the wrong time..."But honey, I did not notice that the human bed-warmer was even in our bed!"
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Wives - would you believe it if hubby gave you that line? "But she was just there to warm up the bed! It's just a service the hotel offers honey!"
How do you explain when DW says "But you have your arm around her"?
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It's great, but an electric mattress pad is more effective than a human - the entire mattress is warmed, not just one spot.

We really enjoy our pre-warmed bed at night. Bought ours at Target.

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Khan, I second this. You can turn it on a half our before going to be and ummm it is nice and toasty. I turn it off when I get into bed. It would work well for you given how cold you keep your house.
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How do you explain when DW says "But you have your arm around her"?
Well err, it would not be my arm that would cause her to become "anxious."
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