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Old 03-22-2006, 01:10 PM   #21
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I get Chinese eyes from time to time...
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:35 PM   #22
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You're in rare, unflagged sarcasm mode today!
I was being serious. The far east look is far out!
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I got one of those ream jobs from my dog this morning (fortunately I was dressed).* She had just come back from tunneling after a gopher, so I have a nice brown smudge to explain. :
How about an Aryan Brotherhood look. *Fresh out of Joliet. *Yeah, that'd go over...
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Old 03-22-2006, 01:49 PM   #24
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I love checking in to see how these threads spin off into different directions.

Let's see, so far we had:

Butt sniffing dogs
Gay clowns
Arayan brothers
Chinese restaurants
Asian morphing

Did I miss anything?
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Yea you missed evil looking chest tattoos
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I'm considering dressing as a shaggy wet dog Looks like fun.
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But, my friend is married to a former El Salvadorian death squad member. She misses her work.
I bet she can make a killer taco.
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She could make a killing with that recipe.
I'm dying laughing over here. Seriously, I bet she's so intimidating, she would scare me to death.

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Those shoes aren't ugly. These shoes are ugly.

And one of my friends bought them.
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Those shoes aren't ugly. These shoes are ugly.

And one of my friends bought them.
Which explains why they're 73% off! They look like curtainy/platformy/fringy..ah never mind
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I'm dying laughing over here. Seriously, I bet she's so intimidating, she would scare me to death.
Makes ya wonder, when they met and he said "So what do you do?"...

I imagine after a little Rovian adaption, Salvadoran Death Squad Member would become a central american freedom fighter.

Whoops...that one was already done...
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If that guy really looks like you, you're kinda hot.
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I need something that might attract a 20 y.o. pre-med honey.
At your age, I'd recommend wearing something like this:

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that guy looks so much like me it gives me the creeps.
And when you are making it out to SF

I think leather would look good. Sunglasses. Maybe an earing. Oh and you have to get a harley to go with the leather...

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OK, I get it. OAP is really Steve Phillips, the general manager of the Mets. You knew your time was short with the Mets, so you have been hanging out on this Forum. You got fired and are now off to SF.

I think Steve Phillips would be fine in the white Mr. Clean outfit.

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