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Old 08-22-2007, 12:56 PM   #1
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis - Yahoo! News

Now that's a whole nuther' take on what defines a hot date.
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Old 08-22-2007, 02:09 PM   #2
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"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."

Poor choice of words
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Old 08-22-2007, 02:21 PM   #3
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Old 08-22-2007, 04:46 PM   #4
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis - Yahoo! News

Now that's a whole nuther' take on what defines a hot date.
Without having read the article, my initial reaction was, "Was that before or after she cut it off?"

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Old 08-23-2007, 10:29 AM   #5
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Here's the best quote:

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Maybe this should be combined with the Men-Stay Single, Live Long thread?
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Maybe this should be combined with the Men-Stay Single, Live Long thread?

or the more obvious: Anyone For Burning Man?
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...I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Maybe you were a drunk bum with exhibitionist tendencies and low class?

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...set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka,
It's fun to laugh at the story, but I actually saw this happen to a guy once, and that was no fun at all. In the beginning stages of trying to sort out a domestic disturbance one afternoon, GF responded to BF's demand of "B$%tch, serve me some dinner!", by dumping a pan of bowling grits in his lap. He wasn't naked, but he was sitting at the table wearing his wife beater t-shirt and a pair of boxers, while sucking down a 40 ounce. (another high class dude). Then she proceeded to smack him repeatedly on his head and face with the hot pan while I tried to stop her.
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"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.
I wonder if they'll follow up on the flexibility (so to speak) of the skin grafts...
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I wonder if they'll follow up on the flexibility (so to speak) of the skin grafts...
the success of such an operation is hard to predict.
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the success of such an operation is hard to predict.
That's what I was thinking too:
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