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Old 09-28-2008, 06:27 AM   #41
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ambush & pull the rug out

09-26-2008, 09:24 AM
Originally Posted by steve88 View Post
...I see my dog lapping out of the bowl... and then just stopped and fell over...What a crappy day.
wait for it...wait for it...

09-26-2008, 09:30 AM
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I am so sorry.
no, not quite yet...

wait for it...

09-26-2008, 09:30 AM
Originally Posted by Dawg52 View Post
Damn, I'm so sorry. Surprised even a dog would drink gasoline.
almost there...a little closer...a little to the left...

wait for it...

09-26-2008, 09:49 AM
Originally Posted by Sarah in SC View Post
Gawd, Steve, it killed him? I am so sorry. Was he a small dog? I've never heard of them drinking gasoline, only antifreeze.

09-26-2008, 10:48 AM
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No, he just ran out of gas.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:59 AM   #42
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They say the sense of humor is the first thing to go.
Oh yeah? Well #%#$ YOU!

Interesting social experiment. Thanks Steve.

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Old 09-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #43
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Next time when you tell the joke, put down that it was your republican neighbor's dog who you caught chewing your "Vote for Obama" sign in your front yard. You chased the dog and found him around your back yard drinking the gasoline. I'll let you finish the joke from there.

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