Internet dating advice wanted/needed

[BunsGettingFirm]

I thought a ponytail would keep me looking young, but the other day while we were out surfing my 15-year-old daughter had a well-meaning adult ask her "What about your husband?"

I guess I succeeded beyond my wildest dreams. I don't know who was more grossed out-- my daughter, me, or my spouse...

$50k in child psychologist fees. I hope you're happy.

 

[jIMOh]

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[Khan]

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[Gumby]

After reading this thread, I am eternally grateful that I met the young wife when I was 21 and that she has stuck with me all these years. I don't think I would have the emotional stamina to look for love anew at my age. I salute all of you who are out there trying now.