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Old 03-12-2005, 04:50 AM   #1
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Is It Decaf?

Great article indicating the way our culture is. Just a little...

Saturday Night Lite

Let me tell you a story to illustrate that we are living in a pusillanimous age. I was in New Orleans last Saturday night, dining with a wonderful group of people at a culinary landmark called Antoine's. Our host had arranged for a remorseless avalanche of delicious food, served in prodigious 19th-century style. There were about six appetizers, including oysters, foie gras and various lobster confabulations. There were main courses aplenty - fish, then crab, then steak.

Then dessert floated onto the table: a meringue pie roughly the size of a football helmet. And with it came coffee, but not just any coffee. It was called "devil's brew." A copper bowl was put in the middle of the table with some roiling mixture of brandy-ish spirits inside. Coffee was poured in and the concoction set aflame.

The waiter thrust a ladle into the inferno and lifted up long, dripping streams of blue fire, hoisting the burning liquid into hypnotizing, showy cascades. He poured out a circle of flame onto the tablecloth in front of us. It was a lavish pyre of molten, inebriating java and then, when he swung around to where I was sitting, I turned and asked the climactic question:

"Is it decaf?"

I was sitting there in an orgy of excess. My head was fogged with wine, bourbon, conversation and a couple of hours at the craps tables at Harrah's, but strong is the power of the zeitgeist. So I did what all of us middle-aged Prufrocks do when coffee follows dinner. I asked, "Is it decaf?"
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Mr. Brooks ruminates over our compulsion to make everything safe, to make health habits more virtuous than 6 of the 10 commandments, to regulate, monitor, and to make everything boring.

Brooks ends with: But at least we have New Orleans. After stumbling out of Antoine's, some of us headed across the street to a piano bar run by Gennifer Flowers, Bill Clinton's old flame. And there was Gennifer herself in a black leather miniskirt, belting out a song called "Ya Gotta Have Boobs."

It was a reminder that no matter how dull and responsible you become, an alternative and much stranger moral universe is always just one slippery step away.
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Re: Is It Decaf?
Old 03-12-2005, 05:28 AM   #2
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Re: Is It Decaf?

I wonder how much the tab was per person and if the Times picked it up?

Being frugal all my life, I've never dined that lavishly, I wouldn't mind trying it it once before my stomach no longer can handle the gorging.

Of course I suspect, I would wind up blowing 2 months of my food budget. :-/

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