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Old 08-13-2008, 05:08 PM   #21
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Aren't you the guy who wondered "aloud" why people think he is the board's pervert dirty old man?
How can we paraphrase a line by Bill Murray in What About Bob where after being shown a series of Rorschach inkblots, they ask him, why do you say "sex" after every inkblot? He says, "you are the ones showing me the dirty pictures." So the neighbor is showing HaHa the dirty noises. And here we are, some of us at w*rk, wanting to live a retired life vicariously. HaHa is not a dirty old man, but a reporter.
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HaHa is not a dirty old man, but a reporter.
Yep, he's a dirty old reporter...
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Yep, he's a dirty old reporter...

Which section of the paper?
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Next time get a tape recording. Share with your fellow posters..
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I'm trying to work out this entendre

"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."

It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.
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I'm trying to work out this entendre

"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."

It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.
Haha! that was good. I need to remember that one..
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Maybe you aren't doing enough for your ladies?
The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.
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The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.
Oh crap, nightmares tonight!
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Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.

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Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.

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Right! It lasts as long as she wants to pretend it does.
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"I'll have what she's having"

When Harry Met Sally- "
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Afternoon Delight is nice too.
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The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.
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The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.

Wait that wasn't real?
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The scene is hilarious, but doesn't have anything to do with female orgasm, which involves certain muscle contractions, etc. that simply can't be faked, even by the very best of actresses. Since the ER Forums are supposed to be wholesome entertainment for the entire family, I'll leave it at that.

You just keep believing that fantasy !
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Which fantasy, Moe?
That we are wholesome entertainment, or the smack talk about how long we can, ahem, make noise?
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