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Old 08-14-2008, 12:05 PM   #41
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:27 PM   #42
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Hmmm, I think I need to do some muscle exercises.
Biceps or lats??
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...is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
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...is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
It's hot flashes.........
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:21 PM   #46
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The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.
neither is the intensity of male orgasm necessarily proportionate to the amount of semen produced, nor does ejaculation even indicate successful orgasm. we can fake it too, ya know. only the movies they make about that is just porn.
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Which fantasy, Moe?
That we are wholesome entertainment, or the smack talk about how long we can, ahem, make noise?
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The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes.
Besides sperm, semen is made up of 65 per cent of fluid from the seminal vesicles, 30 to 35 per cent from the prostate and 5 per cent from the vasa.

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Must have been decent if they were yelling obscenities or really terrible
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I think this thread has legs.

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Hey at least we're on the same subject...eh...more or less.
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Ah heck, it seems like it's time to break out a picture of the log we pulled out of the water and buried in the middle of the beach...

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