It's bright and sunny at 10 AM and my neighbor is having a very good day..

[HFWR]

Just wanted to get the pro-straight, else we might come to the wrong conclusion...

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Im taking notes.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Newsflash:

Man banned from girlfriend's home after noisy sex - Yahoo! News

 

[HFWR]

...thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities...

"I have what they're having."

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Must have been decent if they were yelling obscenities or really terrible

 

[haha]

I think this thread has legs.

Ha

 

[bbbamI]

Hey at least we're on the same subject...eh...more or less.

 

[Marquette]

Ah heck, it seems like it's time to break out a picture of the log we pulled out of the water and buried in the middle of the beach...

My wife asked what the point was. I pointed out that it was now the best phallic symbol around for miles.

 

[REWahoo]

That's one heck of a shovel. Nothing like the right tool to make the job go easier...

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

"okay, skinny guys on top, fat guys on the bottom..."

 

[socca]

...nor does ejaculation even indicate successful orgasm...

This is news to me. However, I promised myself not to post in this thread anymore to avoid digging the hole I'm standing in any deeper.

I was wondering how all of this relates to early retirement. Does ER relate in some way to premature ejaculation...?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I think it frees your time up for more sex. Sometimes with other people.

 

[bbbamI]

...and here I thought these type of topics were brought up because of a "wheat bread" post made long, long ago.

 

[REWahoo]

Hey!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Man banned for loud sex | The Daily Telegraph

 

[Westernskies]

..... nor does ejaculation even indicate successful orgasm. we can fake it too, ya know.

WTF?

 

[MikeD]

I Never Thought I'd be Writing to You But

Welcome to the Penthouse Forum...

Isn't that how all those "letters" start?

Mike D.

 

[haha]

Isn't that how all those "letters" start?

Mike D.

If you say so, I'd guess that you are correct.