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08-13-2008, 04:08 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
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Originally Posted by Rich_in_Tampa
Aren't you the guy who wondered "aloud" why people think he is the board's pervert dirty old man?
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How can we paraphrase a line by Bill Murray in What About Bob where after being shown a series of Rorschach inkblots, they ask him, why do you say "sex" after every inkblot? He says, "you are the ones showing me the dirty pictures." So the neighbor is showing HaHa the dirty noises. And here we are, some of us at w*rk, wanting to live a retired life vicariously. HaHa is not a dirty old man, but a reporter.
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08-13-2008, 04:09 PM
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#22
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Originally Posted by CuppaJoe
HaHa is not a dirty old man, but a reporter.
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Yep, he's a dirty old reporter...
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08-13-2008, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by REWahoo
Yep, he's a dirty old reporter...
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Which section of the paper?
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08-13-2008, 04:36 PM
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#24
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Lawn chair in Texas
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Help wanted?
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Have Funds, Will Retire
...not doing anything of true substance...
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08-13-2008, 04:38 PM
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Puppies for adoption?
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08-13-2008, 05:41 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Next time get a tape recording. Share with your fellow posters..
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08-13-2008, 05:45 PM
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#27
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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I'm trying to work out this entendre
"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."
It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.
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08-13-2008, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Marquette
I'm trying to work out this entendre
"I heard big things come in small packages. So I did."
It's a start, but I think it's too straightforward.
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Haha! that was good. I need to remember that one..
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08-13-2008, 06:08 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Originally Posted by haha
Maybe you aren't doing enough for your ladies?
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The female orgasm is the homolog of the male orgasm. A man would need testicles the size of beach balls to orgasm continuously for 2 minutes. 
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08-13-2008, 06:28 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Originally Posted by haha
Nah, just a warm summer day and open windows.
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A second possible rarity - even though it is August - we ARE still in Seattle right?
heh heh heh - 
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08-13-2008, 06:59 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Oh crap, nightmares tonight! 
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08-13-2008, 08:26 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.
Ha
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08-13-2008, 08:30 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Originally Posted by haha
Sounds like too much book learnin', and not enough 'xperience.
Ha
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Right! It lasts as long as she wants to pretend it does.
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08-13-2008, 08:43 PM
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#34
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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"I'll have what she's having"
When Harry Met Sally- "
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08-14-2008, 07:57 AM
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Afternoon Delight is nice too.
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08-14-2008, 09:52 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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08-14-2008, 09:56 AM
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Wait that wasn't real?
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08-14-2008, 10:16 AM
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Gone but not forgotten
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You just keep believing that fantasy !
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08-14-2008, 10:18 AM
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#39
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Which fantasy, Moe?
That we are wholesome entertainment, or the smack talk about how long we can, ahem, make noise?
heh heh heh
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08-14-2008, 10:25 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Hmmm, I think I need to do some muscle exercises.
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