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It's bright and sunny at 10 AM and my neighbor is having a very good day..
Old 08-13-2008, 12:12 PM   #1
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It's bright and sunny at 10 AM and my neighbor is having a very good day..

She just moaned out a good 2 minute orgasm.

Yahoo neighbor!

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Nah, just a warm summer day and open windows. For all I know she could be the same sweetheart that didn't like your meat lasagna.

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Nah, just a warm summer day and open windows. For all I know she could be the same sweetheart that didn't like your meat lasagna.

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Oh God, I hate to even go into the produce department. Why can't they make a smaller cucumber?

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She just moaned out a good 2 minute orgasm.

Yahoo neighbor!

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This thread is USELESS without PICS!!!

Why isn't she at work?
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Why isn't she at work?
Who said she wasn't?

or,

Maybe she was "laid" off.
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Would have been a perfect time for you to put on some Snoop and bring out the Courvoisier.
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She just moaned out a good 2 minute orgasm. Yahoo neighbor!
I don't know what that was, but it probably wasn't an orgasm. As a distinct physiological response, the female orgasm is usually a lot shorter. Maybe she was watching C-SPAN. :confused:
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I don't know what that was, but it probably wasn't an orgasm. As a distinct physiological response, the female orgasm is usually a lot shorter. Maybe she was watching C-SPAN. :confused:
Way to kill the fantasy..
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I don't know what that was, but it probably wasn't an orgasm. As a distinct physiological response, the female orgasm is usually a lot shorter. Maybe she was watching C-SPAN. :confused:

We don't have tv...
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I don't know what that was, but it probably wasn't an orgasm. As a distinct physiological response, the female orgasm is usually a lot shorter. Maybe she was watching C-SPAN. :confused:
Maybe you aren't doing enough for your ladies?
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You have a point; but isn't this is at least as interesting as squirrels? Or black water and macerators?
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You have a point; but isn't this is at least as interesting as squirrels? Or black water and macerators?

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Maybe you aren't doing enough for your ladies?
Not two hours - but we just got back from a hour and fifteen minutes shopping trip to the food store.

She's happy as a clam - I'm HUNGRY! Waiting for for the charcoal to get grey/ready to put on the sirloin kabob's she bought.

heh heh heh - obviously I'm maybe going to rethink the order of things - day vs night activities and such. . Yep Ha Ha's the champ.
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