Joke - Why I like retirement

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And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls
Asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
Everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have
The time.


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
Out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
One of their adult kids will want to
Store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.


Question: What is the best way to describe
Retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.


Question: What's the biggest advantage of
Going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
Parents.


Question: Why does a retiree often say he
Doesn't miss work, but misses the
People he used to work with?
Answer : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


My favorite one:

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on
Sat & Sun I rest