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Old 08-20-2008, 12:56 PM   #21
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I think what we single guys need is some story about how couple sex is necessary for a woman's health. We already know it is necessary for ours, even if only to prevent madness.

So it could be like teaming up to do skin checks for one another, or therapeutic massage.

Cooperative, green, LBYM preventive medicine. What's not to like?

Ladies-single, divorced, widowed-or maybe your husband is just tired-don't let your health suffer, call 206......

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Ladies-single, divorced, widowed-or maybe your husband is just tired-don't let your health suffer, call 206......

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I think what we single guys need is some story about how couple sex is necessary for a woman's health. We already know it is necessary for ours, even if only to prevent madness.

So it could be like teaming up to do skin checks for one another, or therapeutic massage.

Cooperative, green, LBYM preventive medicine. What's not to like?

Ladies-single, divorced, widowed-or maybe your husband is just tired-don't let your health suffer, call 206......

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Kahn, you are probably joking. But I am going to answer truthfully. The secret to being interesting and arousing to a man is in the woman's confidence and attitude and openness to the project. Short, tall, fat, skinny, old or not so old, pretty or not so pretty- to me at least these are details.

I think it may be hard for an older woman to project that confident sexuality in our culture, because she may have been conditioned to expect scorn or rejection. Same is true for an older man who is not obviously rich.

It would be easy to give up- but hey, itís for our health!
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I think it may be hard for an older woman to project that confident sexuality in our culture, because she may have been conditioned to expect scorn or rejection. Same is true for an older man who is not obviously rich.

It would be easy to give up- but hey, itís for our health!

In my opinion both men & women no matter the age project sexuality when they are on the hunt .
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That looks nothing like the cougars that chased me in my 20's........
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good lord, first viagra, now you're scheduling sex. i'm amazed my heterosexual parents ever figured out how to have me.

news flash: there's nothing hot about "just do it" even if you've a sneaker fetish.

the hot sex version?: just do me. (and say it like ya mean it.)

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In my opinion both men & women no matter the age project sexuality when they are on the hunt .
what is projected as sexual prowess is perceived as desperation.
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what is projected as sexual prowess is perceived as desperation.
Oh come on Lazy, heterosexuals need love too.

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well of course. even i know that. generally holds true nonetheless and regardless of orientation.

"It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore...the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after... And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid"~~from the movie there's something about mary

found it. youtube. just incredible...

warning: "r" rated (i suppose).

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