Just Don't Touch That Monkey

[poboy]

http://tinyurl.com/ybc8aa

“When the handler and the monkey go through the W.T.M.D. and the W.T.M.D. alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening.” The rules add that security officers “have been trained not to touch the monkey during the screening process” and that “the inspection process may require that the handler take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.

What if the monkey removes his own diaper and throws it at the screener?

[mickeyd]

What if the monkey removes his own diaper

Then, I guess you'd have to spank the monkey.