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Old 01-12-2006, 10:14 AM   #21
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Sorta how we react to Suze Orman...

Jay, You have to stop doing that. When you are scrolling down the page and come to one of those giant pictures of Suzy . . . well . . . it's creepy.
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................
Old 01-12-2006, 10:27 AM   #22
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Think about how I feel seeing it on a 32" monitor. Made worse by cube rats "gods warrior" thumbnail.

This is very effective and free birth control though.
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Everyone needs a little entertainment and I just happen to TiVo Oprah and Phil every day. I don't watch them all...but most of them!
Same here. What little of the episode my spouse could put up with was hilarious.
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I thought the one yesterday was pretty interesting. Woman was having sex with men in exchange for 12 packs of beer, yet felt she wasnt a prostitute. How would we get through the day without a good rationalization?

She claimed to drink up to a gallon of vodka a day, and said she didnt really remember having sex with the men, may have had a lot of anal sex (but she wasnt sure), and wasnt sure at all how she ended up with e.coli poisoning that almost killed her. Wow, thats a tough one to connect the dots on.

She said it had been days since she'd had a drink. A guest sitting about 4 feet away said "Sorry, but I can smell the vodka from here".

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I imagine it's a tough life.
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Some housemates in college got on to Jerry with a fictionalized story. I suspect a lot of the tales are just that.
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I guess that's what ER is all about then..

Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Jerry Springer...

I would hope that when the time comes for me that I'll have somewhat better use of my time than that

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God , what a legacy for a Nation to be remembered by.

10,000 years from now when they are teaching the History of Civilisation, Rome had Caeser, the US had Dr Phil.
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I never learned the keep you mouth shut part.

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Jay,* You have to stop doing that.* When you are scrolling down the page and come to one of those giant pictures of Suzy . . . well . . . it's creepy.* *
I could have posted a picture of Dr. Phil, but that would have been just as bad (if not worse). On second thought, for the sheer sadistical value, I'll do just that!

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One thing I know about Dr. Phil- do not diss him to a woman. I think he serves as a kinder, gentler, more empathic fantasy alternative to the actual husband or boyfriend that his female fans are putting up with.

Hard for them to imagine that Dr. Phil would spend the family savings on 500hp cars that inject nitrous.*

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I could have posted a picture of Dr. Phil, but that would have been just as bad (if not worse).* On second thought, for the sheer sadistical value, I'll do just that!

You're right twice. It is just as bad and you are sadistic.
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You're right twice.* It is just as bad and you are sadistic.* *
Too true. Found this one on the web as well.
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I guess that's what ER is all about then..

Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Jerry Springer...

I would hope that when the time comes for me that I'll have somewhat better use of my time than that

MB,

When I was working and envisioned myself retired, I was always on a Beach with a Frosty Beverage in hand.

After you retire, the garbage still needs taking out, groceries need to bought, cars still need oil changes etc. - When you take a break from the project you are working on and flip on the boob tube - Dr. Phil might be on. But I multiprocess - I have my laptop and also waste time on this forum. I try to have a nice Glass of Cabernet also.

But, I tell myself - the worst Dr. Phil show is still better than the best Corporate Meeting I ever attended!
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................

We're about 30 seconds from my putting a pizza on dr. phils head.

Dont make me do it.
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But, I tell myself - the worst Dr. Phil show is still better than the best Corporate Meeting I ever attended!
Well you've got a point there.

Still I would hope that I don't become a daytime TV-addict just cause I don't have anything to do.

I think I like the frosty drink and a beach image over Jerry Springer.
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Although corporate meetings and dr phil shows do have something in common. I watched both of them and in both cases kept finding myself saying "There cant actually be people this stupid...".
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Go for Pizza on Phil!
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Oh crap, you know I cant resist a demand from a fellow gigolo...

I've one upped...Suze Orman with Dr. Phil on her head with a pizza on his head...
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Now I just have to dangle her from a helicopter thats about to be consumed by a great white shark...
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