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Old 01-12-2006, 04:32 PM   #41
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................

Why not a pancake?

Better still, let's have a Suze Orman photoshop contest!
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................
Old 01-12-2006, 04:38 PM   #42
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................

Pancakes are reserved for special occasions, like bunnies.
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Ah, the perfect couple.
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I don't find Dr. Phil all that bad.

......but his wife Robin has something about her that just freaks me out.

Her eyes and perfect porcelain dentures say she isn't strung right! :P
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I don't find Dr. Phil all that bad.

......but his wife Robin has something about her that just freaks me out.

Her eyes and perfect porcelain dentures say she isn't strung right! :P
Yeah, she's got that Texas Beauty Queen persona in Public! - I wonder what she looks like in the morning without makeup in a bitchy mood! - No you're not going fishin today!!!
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Well then just tell her if you can't fish she can't give stupid advise.
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She said it had been days since she'd had a drink. A guest sitting about 4 feet away said "Sorry, but I can smell the vodka from here".
A not infrequent conversation aboard Navy vessels:
Petty officer: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "Nope."
Leading Petty Officer: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "Nope."
Leading Chief Petty Officer: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "No, Chief."
Division Officer: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "No, sir."
Department head: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "No, sir."
XO: "Was alcohol a factor in this incident?"
Seaman: "No, sir."
CO: "Were you drinking alcohol when you wrecked the car?"
Seaman: "Heck, no, Captain, we'd stopped drinking an hour ago!"
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Re: Just heard Dr. Phil tell a woman........................

The difference between a corporate meeting and Dr. Phil is that it's OK to laugh out loud at Dr. Phil...
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