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Old 07-16-2008, 12:26 PM   #21
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I think the best thing you can do is instill in your daughters a sense they should be respected and valued, so they won't put up with crap. You can't be there 24 hours a day.
And for the rest of it, there's always martial arts.

A teen up the street has brought a couple of her dates (potential upgrades to boyfriends) to the dojang for Friday-night sparring. They sit on the sidelines and watch while she kicks butt, then she towels off and they go about their date. I'm not sure if she brings them along to get an assessment from her taekwondo girlfriends or to deliver a not-so-subtle message to the dates, but it seems to work for her...
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:22 PM   #22
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