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Old 02-19-2009, 08:58 PM   #21
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How about asking the woman..."Tell me about the best kiss you've ever had".....and listen to every word.
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I love long, deep, passionate kisses....minus the slobber which is absolutely gross.
bbam....great writing....I could feel my toes start to curl....maybe you have a future in romance novels?
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:04 PM   #23
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Then I've knew a woman who didn't like any of those things and was ... very difficult to get to turn over.
Perhaps she was already in her preferred position?

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I love long, deep, passionate kisses....minus the slobber which is absolutely gross.
bbam....great writing....I could feel my toes start to curl....maybe you have a future in romance novels?
Thank you...how sweet!

They say to write about what you know; so since I love anticipation, romance and sex....the words flow from my fingertips....and yeah, my toes start to curl.

Writing is just a hobby now, but who knows how far I'll go.
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Thank you...how sweet!

They say to write about what you know; so since I love anticipation, romance and sex....the words flow from my fingertips....and yeah, my toes start to curl.

Writing is just a hobby now, but who knows how far I'll go.
I'd be the first in line to buy your book.
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Tall, dark, and handsome men ripping off bodices and giving long passionate kisses.....I'd be buying your book too.
Maybe you could write an anti-recession romance novel.
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Hey, after all the crash and adjustment in lifestyle stuff, I wonder when the baby boom will be here? See where all this kissing talk takes my mind?
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Well, well ladies...it seems as if my words have you on a slow burn... Hmmm, Slow Burn...an interesting title...

To be continued......
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This thread reminds me of the "Engine & Caboose" thread from around Thanksgiving!

Our creative juices talents are coming to the forefront!
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Well, well ladies...it seems as if my words have you on a slow burn... Hmmm, Slow Burn...an interesting title...

To be continued......
Amazon.com: Slow Burn: A Novel: Julie Garwood: Books
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how about "Smoldering heat" ....that would be a toe curler.
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Before I answer, I need a clarification...
Are we talking about my Northern or Southern Hemisphere ?
Or shall we meet at the Equator and the man can just ask me for directions?
Is it true tongues rotate counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere?
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Thanks for that Harley...

citrine....I like your style.....
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bbbamI.....if you need any help editing or brainstorming....let me know

Westernskies.....I don't think I have ever paid attention to that before.....something to keep in mind the next time there is a tongue in my southern hemisphere.
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Back to Ha's question:

Too much tongue action triggers the gag reflex. Not pleasant for she who gags, and not good for the ego of the one who triggered the gag, either.

So no tonsil hockey. But I'd second (or third) the previously-expressed opinion that it's not the kiss, but the man, who makes it all good.
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:48 AM   #40
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Hear, hear! I second that. Any type of kiss is fine as long as the man kissing me is Frank.

Sex is not just a matter of physical expertise and technique, and neither is kissing. A kiss is just phenomenal when both people really mean it.

On the other hand, if Frank gave me really sloppy wet cold kisses (which he doesn't), we might have a heart to heart.

can i be frank with you? ha ha ha... now i know where that expression came from
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