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Old 02-20-2009, 04:49 AM   #41
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i think most women would rather have 2 men

1 to cook and 1 to clean
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Now why would a woman waste two men doing that stuff?
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I guess that explains the popularity of the calendars that show well-chiseled men with washboard abs cooking and vacuuming and doing the dishes....
Yes. Research has shown that no wife has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
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Now why would a woman waste two men doing that stuff?
That's true, I would never waste TWO women on such menial tasks..............
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i think most women would rather have 2 men

1 to cook and 1 to clean
as long as 1 man knows how to turn on the oven and the other man can operate a feather duster, we're good to go.
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Yes. Research has shown that no wife has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
You obviously never saw my manly kitchen skills... my wife has me banned from cooking and cleaning in the kitchen
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i think most women would rather have 2 men
There...I fixed it.
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I dunno what happened, I loved baseball when I was a kid. Ran home, got the glove and bat and played away. Then came girls, this strange attraction, the chase, the catch, the games, the bitchyness, the kids, the w-rk, retirement, ahhh, now back to playing ball.

Wife is glued to the telly all day and night. I can leave for a week, go to Dodger stadium, and she would'nt miss me, except for her second hobby, eating out.

Life is weird!!!!!!!
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ha ha ha reminds me of rodaney dangerfield when he used to say he really shouldnt poke fun at his wife since she's connected to a machine to stay a live.... THE REFRIGERATOR
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Sheesh. I go off to work for a day and come back and what do I find ER misbehavior in all directions....

Ha, please make sure those Chippendales are handing out the good chocolate, you know, the kind that makes you lose weight....

And now inquiring minds want to know...with all the interest in 2 men per woman...how come all the cults we read about are always based on Polygamy (few guys, lots of young ladies)? How come you never hear about any Polyandry (multiple men to one woman) cults?
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How come you never hear about any Polyandry (multiple men to one woman) cults?
Possible reasons:
1. Because if word gets out everyone would do it?
2. Because women are too tired to write about it and men are too embarrassed?
3. You are not looking for info in the right places?

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and now I'm unrolling, and turning off the puter...night-night, you wild souls...
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Janet, if the ahem, authorities ever have to seize your computer one day, you sure are going to have some 'splainin' to do!

Polyandry, indeed. I don't really need another husband, I need a wife! But right now I've got two men in the house and neither one of them cleans very well. sigh....

Um, back to the kissing...I'm good with the basics--no slobber. I'm also a big fan of that just washed smell.
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Sheesh. I go off to work for a day and come back and what do I find ER misbehavior in all directions....

Ha, please make sure those Chippendales are handing out the good chocolate, you know, the kind that makes you lose weight....

And now inquiring minds want to know...with all the interest in 2 men per woman...how come all the cults we read about are always based on Polygamy (few guys, lots of young ladies)? How come you never hear about any Polyandry (multiple men to one woman) cults?
Glad you brought this up. See I figure what sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. The ONLY way a man could sell me on his taking multiple wives is if I could take multiple husbands. You are right, it never seems to work out that way.

I remember seeing the Noel Coward play Design for Living years ago. The woman ends up with both men and they live happy ever after. I thought she had a pretty good set up. Would I go there? No. Well, maybe if I was younger........But now. Nah.
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That's true, I would never waste TWO women on such menial tasks..............
Ha! That's awesome.
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You obviously never saw my manly kitchen skills... my wife has me banned from cooking and cleaning in the kitchen
Ah. Sounds like your strategy worked!

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You obviously never saw my manly kitchen skills... my wife has me banned from cooking and cleaning in the kitchen
Perhaps I need to sharpen my "screwing up" skills then. Sounds like you have it made.

Reminds me of the time my mother insisted that I learn to wash the dishes with my sisters. After I dropped and broke three or four pieces I was relegated to taking out the trash.
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And now inquiring minds want to know...with all the interest in 2 men per woman...how come all the cults we read about are always based on Polygamy (few guys, lots of young ladies)? How come you never hear about any Polyandry (multiple men to one woman) cults?
well...the obvious advantage would be 2 each of certain...ahem..."items", never in short supply, for the lady.

however...there would also be 2x the laundry, 2x the wet towels left on the woodwork , 2x the underwear and sox on the floor instead of in the hamper , 2 men fighting over who gets to run the power tools , 2x the tracks of mud and snow all over the wood floors , etc etc

I'll go for 2x the frequency vs 2x the entity anyday.
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Sheesh. I go off to work for a day and come back and what do I find ER misbehavior in all directions....

Ha, please make sure those Chippendales are handing out the good chocolate, you know, the kind that makes you lose weight....

And now inquiring minds want to know...with all the interest in 2 men per woman...how come all the cults we read about are always based on Polygamy (few guys, lots of young ladies)? How come you never hear about any Polyandry (multiple men to one woman) cults?


thats because polyandry is to many husbands
come to think of it monogamy is to many husbands too ha ha ha
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