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Old 02-21-2009, 05:13 PM   #61
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"He gently reaches over and puts his finger under my chin to bring my lips to his. Giving me every opportunity to step away. I don't. Gentle, seeking; then demanding..."

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Old 02-21-2009, 05:53 PM   #62
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"He gently reaches over and puts his finger under my chin to bring my lips to his. Giving me every opportunity to step away. I don't. Gentle, seeking; then demanding..."
Ooooooh....aaaaachaaaachaaaa....
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"He gently reaches over and puts his finger under my chin to bring my lips to his. Giving me every opportunity to step away. I don't. Gentle, seeking; then demanding..."

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Khan, write that book now! I know you got a great one in ya
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:18 PM   #64
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Khan, write that book now! I know you got a great one in ya
I actually am writing a book; still in the early stages; may never go anywhere.

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Well Ha Ha asked the ladies how they liked to be kissed, so I wonder how the fellows like it. Maybe something like this....

She took him by surprise. Gently she pressed her lips to his while taking in his scent. He in turn captured the sweetness of her breath and the tender passion of her lips. Moans stirred in the depths of his throat and mind as he instinctively opened his mouth to her. Hungry for this man, she slipped her tongue in his mouth; teasing, tasting and making him her own....

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Hey, where are the menfolk?
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Oh my oh my, I think there is a kingdom in the sky. And everynight there's a happy hour with all you sweet mommas. Well drinks $1! Nice fried hors d'oeuvres $3 for a generous plate!

Instead of harps and violins there'll be a Hammond and drums and sweet saxophones. Plenty to eat, plenty to drink and lots of slow dancin'.

And for you that like it that way, table service and cleanup will be by Chippendales.

Almighty be praised!

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Except with my luck it would turn out to be the place where the beer barrels have holes and the women don't. Careful what you wish for, ha.
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You are such a charmer.
Ain't he though? Even so, this place just wouldn't be the same without Ha.
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Ohhhh, this thread cracks me up!
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Ain't he though? Even so, this place just wouldn't be the same without Ha.
I am honored.

Remember Bette Midler's Chat Room skit of the one-handed typist?

Fick me, fick me, sock my tots!

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Remember Bette Midler's Cht Room skit?

Fick me, fick me, sock my tots!

Ha
Bette was really something but somehow Mae West comes to mind here. Mae was the original bad girl. Remember this quote? "When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
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Bette was really something but somehow Mae West comes to mind here. Mae was the original bad girl. Remember this quote? "When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
I always liked "I've been things and seen places", and "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted".
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As far as what I like, I like them all. I had a girlfriend (when I was a kid) who was a lousy kisser, nearly sucked my tongue out by the roots. And it was still great.

Mostly I like to spend some time kissing. As Albert Einstein said, "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Despite being a typical guy who thinks of sex multiple times/day (although not every seven seconds like the urban legend has it), I love just making out. I'm not poetic about it like Khan and bbb, but I'm into it.
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I always liked "I've been things and seen places", and "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted".
Mae West had many great quotes. Here are some of my other favorites:

A hard man is good to find.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Between two evils, I pick the one I haven't tried before.
I only like two kinds of men. Domestic and imported.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Mae West had many great quotes. Here are some of my other favorites:

A hard man is good to find.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Between two evils, I pick the one I haven't tried before.
I only like two kinds of men. Domestic and imported.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.
...the checkroom girl took one look at all the diamonds I was wearing and exclaimed, 'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' '' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie,' I replied.''
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I'm not poetic about it like Khan and bbb,but I'm into it.
Enough said.....
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Mae West had many great quotes. Here are some of my other favorites:

I only like two kinds of men. Domestic and imported.
Heh. Reminds me of something Elvis said, back before he became an obese druggie. Think it was during a news conference when he was going into the service that a reporter asked what kind of women he liked. Response: "Female."
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