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Old 02-22-2009, 01:17 PM   #81
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As far as what I like, I like them all. I had a girlfriend (when I was a kid) who was a lousy kisser, nearly sucked my tongue out by the roots. And it was still great.

Mostly I like to spend some time kissing. As Albert Einstein said, "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." Despite being a typical guy who thinks of sex multiple times/day (although not every seven seconds like the urban legend has it), I love just making out. I'm not poetic about it like Khan and bbb, but I'm into it.
That's all that's required.
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What I wouldn't do for a good make out session!
It's funny that when you are younger, the objective is sex. As I have gotten older, the objective is making out more.
At this point, a caressing look would be enough! I hate dry spells.
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As we get older, we realize we have more time and more experience; and more time to explore and experience.
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I hate dry spells.
As for euphemisms, my single friends call that being "on the calendar", as in, it has been more than 30 days.
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Sarah, that sound more like a euphemism for I might be pregnant, as in, it has been more than 30 days.
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I hate dry spells.
I'd suggest not moving into central Texas, then, as we've had a truly horrible dry spell down here, with no end in sight.
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Sarah, that sound more like a euphemism for I might be pregnant, as in, it has been more than 30 days.
Nope, because, well, frankly most of the dry spells I hear about are the guys. Girls don't seem to have them there dry spells quite so much around here, leastways near as I can tell.

But I can see where you are coming from...what was that sticker on that old album cover...HFWR, help me out here..."the pill will set you free"? Man, I can see the album cover in my mind, wish I was at the house...

Zig, that sounds like a very sad story...you wouldn't think so, with all them cowboys and guitar players down that way....
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From the Princess Bride:

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Inigo Montoya: Well, is only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right... over too quickly.
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Not that one! LOL!

Edit to add:
The album is Cosmo's Factory, by Creedence Clearwater Revival. There is a small green sticker that says "And the Pill Shall Make You Free" that is not on any of the images I can find online, so it must have been an add-on at the record store, I guess.
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My oh my, we're up over 90 posts so far. To be honest, I saw the thread when it first posted but never took the time to read any of it till a fellow member guided me ever so gently to this thread. (Maybe there is a hidden message there.....hmmmm.) Maybe I should take the advice and learn something.

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Oh do tell.....my imagination is running a bit wild!
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I could, but I think I would be locked.......
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