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Old 02-19-2009, 04:47 PM   #1
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Kissing-Let's Hear It From The Ladies

Secret Behind Wet Kisses With More 'Tongue Action' Revealed

Do long, passionate, wet, tongue kisses turn you on or turn you off?

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Old 02-19-2009, 05:33 PM   #2
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I think I 'm more turned on by " You relax , I'll cook dinner tonight "
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:02 PM   #3
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For me, it's a loving kiss followed by a foot massage. My DH is the master of this fine art
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I think I 'm more turned on by " You relax , I'll cook dinner tonight "
I guess that explains the popularity of the calendars that show well-chiseled men with washboard abs cooking and vacuuming and doing the dishes....
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"Men see kissing early in a relationship directly as a step to copulation," she said.

I would have thought that men see everything that happens in a relationship as a step to copulation
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I would have thought that men see everything that happens in a relationship as a step to copulation
You missed the word *directly*. In other words, you can go straight from first base to home plate without touching second or third...
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:30 PM   #7
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You missed the word *directly*. In other words, you can go straight from first base to home plate without touching second or third...
... and we consider foreplay to be shouting "brace yourself!"
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I get grossed out by the sloppies these days. Perhaps that is because my current partner needs Tic Tacs and is an English Bulldog.

I need to get out there and try this kissing stuff again.
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Mr. Ha, can we not turn our backs on you for one second?? ....any kiss is fine with the guy I love (and he's freshly washed, shaved, and smells even better than usual). In fact I will follow him into the bathroom at shower time, and lurk near the shower stall so I can get that just-washed smell...mmm.

Sometimes I will follow him into the shower stall but that's another story (and you ain't gettin' it ).
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I guess that explains the popularity of the calendars that show well-chiseled men with washboard abs cooking and vacuuming and doing the dishes....



So that's what they were doing with the electrolux and olive oil. Now it makes sense.
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....any kiss is fine with the guy I love
Hear, hear! I second that. Any type of kiss is fine as long as the man kissing me is Frank.

Sex is not just a matter of physical expertise and technique, and neither is kissing. A kiss is just phenomenal when both people really mean it.

On the other hand, if Frank gave me really sloppy wet cold kisses (which he doesn't), we might have a heart to heart.
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Slowly he moved toward this woman; her head tilted while slow, deep breaths came from her open mouth. Placing his mouth firmly on hers, he coaxed her to relax and open wider. She complied. Extending his tongue, he probed deeper and explored her like no man had ever done before.....
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Umm, so yeah...the heroine in my story loves passionate kisses....
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Oh my oh my, I think there is a kingdom in the sky. And everynight there's a happy hour with all you sweet mommas. Well drinks $1! Nice fried hors d'oeuvres $3 for a generous plate!

Instead of harps and violins there'll be a Hammond and drums and sweet saxophones. Plenty to eat, plenty to drink and lots of slow dancin'.

And for you that like it that way, table service and cleanup will be by Chippendales.

Almighty be praised!

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I have to admit that kissing makes me laugh. I wonder if I can get into a study for that.
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Do long, passionate, wet, tongue kisses turn you on or turn you off?
Before I answer, I need a clarification...
Are we talking about my Northern or Southern Hemisphere ?
Or shall we meet at the Equator and the man can just ask me for directions?
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Perhaps that is because my current partner needs Tic Tacs and is an English Bulldog.

I need to get out there and try this kissing stuff again.


Bulldog, eh?
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You are trying to understand women - impossible.
I've knew woman who liked men's stubble, nibbles on her ear and other stuff that got her going very easily. Then I've knew a woman who didn't like any of those things and was ... very difficult to get to turn over.
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