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Old 07-06-2009, 05:02 PM   #21
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Gee, I'm learning so many acronyms on this forum....MILF, PITA(I thought it was bread until I Googled it), FWB. A co-worker filled me in on what a cougar was a couple of years ago. She tried to interest me in her loser younger brother and announced that I could be a "cougar". I had a good laugh about that one.
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Old 07-06-2009, 07:50 PM   #22
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When does the chair throwing begin?
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I heard the police have hard evidence that a crime was commited.

Those dumb kids had probably never heard of "makeup sex".

The burning question is: Is the 34 year old a MILF or a cougar??
Both. Tee shirt and jerky type.
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Old 07-06-2009, 08:37 PM   #24
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Both. Tee shirt and jerky type.

Hey if she is wearing that cute bacon t shirt. Im all ears.
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Hey if she is wearing that cute bacon t shirt. Im all ears.



No bacon. Just brief.
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When does the chair throwing begin?
Cougars don't throw chairs, they dance on them.........
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I've heard they insist their dates dance on them...
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Depends on the cougar........
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Depends on the cougar........
You seem to know quite a bit about the subject.
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You seem to know quite a bit about the subject.
I used to be hunted by cougars in my youth.........
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That's weird, some of my older girlfriends had eyes that were just like that.............
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I was wondering if I was a cougar, being 16 months older than dh2b.
I'm not, according to the the 8 year age difference definition.
Bummer
Maybe I could qualify as a cougarette?
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I consider myself a kitten.

Speaking of slang words...I still can't get over "chesticles".
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I was wondering if I was a cougar, being 16 months older than dh2b.
I'm not, according to the the 8 year age difference definition.
Bummer
Maybe I could qualify as a cougarette?
Nope, you are the "older woman".........
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Freebird's gonna go Armageddon on me.....
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GILF? Really?

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