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Old 04-30-2008, 01:55 PM   #61
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Back away from the Everclear Bunny...nice and slow....
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:11 PM   #62
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No worries. Its a long time before 5:00.
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As an option to ejecting all this poisonous fruit from our drinks, can it be made safe by soaking in Everclear for a period of time before consumption?
Once I saw an ant fall into a nearly empty glass of everclear. It NEVER MOVED again, just accepted its fate........
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:24 PM   #64
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Back away from the Everclear Bunny...nice and slow....
What's wrong with Everclear? As these gas prices, brewer is going to give up beer and make Everclear to run in his minivan.........
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As an option to ejecting all this poisonous fruit from our drinks, can it be made safe by soaking in Everclear for a period of time before consumption?
Only one way to be sure....

[sounds of fruit being dropped in Everclear]
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Once I saw an ant fall into a nearly empty glass of everclear. It NEVER MOVED again, just accepted its fate........
What was that old joke about how you can tell the difference between someone from england, ireland and scotland?

If a fly lands in their beer, the englishman will order another, an irish fellow will pluck the fly out and continue drinking it, and a scot will be holding it by the wings over the glass screaming "SPIT IT OUT!"
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From lemon poop to Everclear. Once, and I say once, when I was 16, I took a sip of Everclear. I could hear nothing, see nothing and I couldn't breathe for a few seconds. My friends say the expression on my face was priceless.

I still have a twitch in one eye.
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I think if you marketed a version of grain alcohol with the name "Instant Aneurysm" it'd be a huge seller...
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No worries. Its a long time before 5:00.
Its 5:00 PM somewhere.
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Time to throw out some efficacy numbers and rinsewater dilution rates to separate the men from the boys........

Oh, and a little bit about "Log kill" rates would be cool.............
How about some F sub zero values and disinfectant efficacy calculations on various species of pathogenic microaerophiles suspended in a midly isotonic solution of 0.9% saline solution with tryptone broth and magnesium salts?
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Gosh, I just love it when men say them there big words.
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Its 5:00 PM somewhere.
Yeah, I know that...but its important to keep up appearances.

I do have a reputation to maintain, dontcha know...?
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When it's time---that's how I want to go!
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In other news, its 5:30!
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I think if you marketed a version of grain alcohol with the name "Instant Aneurysm" it'd be a huge seller...
It'd be even better if it was distilled from broccoli...
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Booze that also secretly causes a delayed form of cancer...
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Booze that also secretly causes a delayed form of cancer...
...and gas.
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How about some F sub zero values and disinfectant efficacy calculations on various species of pathogenic microaerophiles suspended in a midly isotonic solution of 0.9% saline solution with tryptone broth and magnesium salts?
Awesome!! Sounds like Dianetics!! No, actually it sounds like my sister's Masters thesis in Food Science. I quit reading after the 5th page...........
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...and gas.
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