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Old 10-09-2005, 10:42 PM   #61
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Re: Let's Pick on the Men Today!
Old 10-11-2005, 12:51 PM   #62
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My problem is that Greg likes to drink out of the faucet a lot and then forgets to put it back in the normal faucet position. I don't notice and turn on the faucet full blast, and get sprayed in the face.
Cool, Greg, and my spouse's birthday is coming up soon!
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:00 PM   #63
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But men always have to use their hand to lift it. Why not assume it is always up instead of always down?
You use your hand? Hmmm...I'm doing it wrong then.
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Old 10-12-2005, 12:06 AM   #64
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You use your hand?* Hmmm...I'm doing it wrong then.
Stop using your mouth, TH. :P
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Well,
if you were pinocchio, you could use your extended nose,
or
if you were john holmes (rip), you could use ....... never mind.
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:37 PM   #66
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I intended to let this one go by as the topic seems a bit
trailer-parky (apologies to mobile home owners). However,
FYI I almost never touch a toilet seat, at home or away. I flip
them up or down with one toe. BTW, if you are dining out
and fall over while attempting this.......let someone else drive home.

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I'm a footster also.

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I almost never touch a toilet seat, at home or away.* I flip
them up or down with one toe.* JG
*Do you make any kind of special noise when you do this? *
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