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Old 05-20-2006, 04:21 PM   #121
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How many of you guys have dressed up in your wives panties and bra and wondered what kinda lay you would be? *
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Not my wife but...I have a friend (with benefits) who regularly requests that I dress up in her bra and crotchless panties (I know the visual picture is damn strange) but it seems to get her going so...what the hell!!!
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Old 05-20-2006, 04:27 PM   #122
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It has always been my fantasy to know that I am the target of a sexually starved gal who has been secretly eying me for years but has not gotten up enough nerve to make her big move...Go ahead honey...make your move.
sorry but she's busy objectifying your nesting qualities: house, bank account, kindness to children.
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Just like wimmens with big hooters and tight cooters.
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Just like wimmens with big hooters and tight cooters.
While we're at it, let's all live on the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

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I thought about starting another "bummer discussion" thread, but I don't want to be a bummer thread starter.

I was being serious... Aren't you guys relieved that you aren't judged so often on your looks? I know that we ladies do appreciate a good looking man (or woman too because we know how much effort it is) but it is just not so in your face all the time.

Ironically, after my posting I was off for a beauty treatment. I know that I am being judged even though I do not choose to stand in a lineup.

Back on topic: my peculiarity is that I want to be understood by people on a message board who really just want to look at beauty contestants.

I am late to the party.

An occasional joke on this board is Kathy Bates, referencing her nude scene with Jack Nicholson. Kathy Bates is a fine actress. The ugly jokes do get tiresome.

But when people call attention to this sort of thing, they get flack for being oversensitive, maybe called a feminist (for some reason a bad word), and accused of having no sense of humor. I have frequently worked around groups of men and gone out with the guys and listened to the guy talk. Sometimes they are fricking rude about women they know.

But now I am being a bummer.

I did enjoy people's peculiarities.


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An occasional joke on this board is Kathy Bates, referencing her nude scene with Jack Nicholson.* Kathy Bates is a fine actress.* The ugly jokes do get tiresome.*
Yes, but they couldn't get Brad Pitt on such short notice so they went with Jack. They knew they'd take a lot of "ugly" flack but they figured that there's no such thing as bad publicity...
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