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Living Hef's dream at The Playboy Mansion
Old 12-30-2010, 02:19 PM   #1
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Living Hef's dream at The Playboy Mansion

Well, here is the real scoop I guess. This sure threw cold water on my wondering what it would be like to collect $4K a month, which is what his "girlfriends" get, and sitting on my can at The Playboy Mansion. All I can say after reading this is eeeeewwwwww icky! I guess my gag reflex doesn't go that far....

So, for all you playboy wannabe's out there:

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online
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It is every bit as grotty as I imagined.
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Well, here is the real scoop I guess. This sure threw cold water on my wondering what it would be like to collect $4K a month, which is what his "girlfriends" get, and sitting on my can at The Playboy Mansion. All I can say after reading this is eeeeewwwwww icky! I guess my gag reflex doesn't go that far....

So, for all you playboy wannabe's out there:

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion more like a squalid prison say former Playmates | Mail Online
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Gee, what a surprise.

I wonder if they expected a life of luxury?
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Frankly, I was surprised with all the money Hef blows on big lavish parties
--and I do mean lavish $$$$$ parties--that he would have such filthy carpeting. Go figure?
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Frankly, I was surprised with all the money Hef blows on big lavish parties
--and I do mean lavish $$$$$ parties--that he would have such filthy carpeting. Go figure?
..some of those stains just don't come out.
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Ick just ick! Dog crap and pee on the carpets.

Hef ought to be a spokesman for viagara.
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Some pretty good comments follow the article. They all look like idiots.
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Enough to gag a maggot.
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Ick just ick! Dog crap and pee on the carpets.

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MEMO to SELF: Forward that "Stanley Steamer" coupon that came in the mail to Hef..
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I just read it for the article.
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Am I the only one that finds it ironic that they will screw this goofy old man for a monthly stipend, but get all huffy over the carpet?
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Am I the only one that finds it ironic that they will screw this goofy old man for a monthly stipend, but get all huffy over the carpet?
Literally. Maybe the issue is rug burns.

I'm a little confused over their "career" expectations. Quick, can anyone name more than three of the "Playmates of the Month" or "... the Year" from this decade? What sort of career does that imply for them?

I wonder what sort of policies Playboy Enterprises has about "employee fraternization" or "sexual harassment", especially in the "hostile work environment" category?

I've also been trying to work up a punch line about "volume discounts" or "bulk purchases" at the local cosmetic surgery outlet, but I'm just not quite there yet...
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ewww.....how squalid!
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Sounds like every brothel and topless/nude club I've ever been in. Okay, I have to leave now, this thread is starting to sound too much like w*rk.
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Also, since it has been exposed that they get paid in cash, I curious what their tax returns look like.

And how does Hef handle these monthly expenses from a bookkeeping angle?.......... Therapy?........... Charity? ...... R&D?
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And how does Hef handle these monthly expenses from a bookkeeping angle?.......... Therapy?........... Charity? ...... R&D?
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Do you really think these women did not know what they were doing and why (their motives).

Some people get a real job. Others... well, use your imagination.
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