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Old 03-02-2007, 06:50 PM   #1
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Look at me! I'm a size 2!

My nomination for the worst commercials ever: those for NutriSytem. One woman says: "Look at me I'm a size 2, hahaha." Another woman refers to her "smoking hot body." A man says his wife doesn't find him "as digusting anymore.:

Wtf?

I am ready for a break from TV. Back to novels.

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Old 03-02-2007, 06:51 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2007, 06:56 PM   #3
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Re: Look at me! I'm a size 2!

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I am ready for a break from TV. Back to novels.

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Let me guess... cabin fever?
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Old 03-02-2007, 06:57 PM   #4
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My nomination for the worst commercials ever: those for NutriSytem. One woman says: "Look at me I'm a size 2, hahaha." Another woman refers to her "smoking hot body." A man says his wife doesn't find him "as digusting anymore.:

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Old 03-02-2007, 06:59 PM   #5
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Let me guess... cabin fever?
I was composing exactly the same post. Scary, eh?

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Old 03-02-2007, 07:02 PM   #6
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I was composing exactly the same post. Scary, eh?
Pretty weird. Gotta get to San Antonio one of these days and see what this wahooguy is all about.
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:05 PM   #7
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Martha - I'm so glad you brought up this topic.

I can't stand Nutri System commercials! How about the chick who said "I was a size 10 and now I'm a 2!" Nothing like perpetuating eating disorders. Also the male version of the commercials are a crack up. The message for men seems to come across as "eat our rib stickin meals and get laid!". :P

Oh but theeee best commercial is Maxyderm male enhancer which depicts the old fart taking the young dancing babe out of the bar for a roll in the hay.
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:08 PM   #8
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how about grecian formula (or some similar shoe polish) advertising: "don't let the grey hide the real you."
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:11 PM   #9
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I hate all the diet program commericals and I hate all the wrinkle cream ads too, they never show someone that is old enough to have wrinkles or lines in the commercials.

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Martha - I'm so glad you brought up this topic.

I can't stand Nutri System commercials! How about the chick who said "I was a size 10 and now I'm a 2!" Nothing like perpetuating eating disorders. Also the male version of the commercials are a crack up. The message for men seems to come across as "eat our rib stickin meals and get laid!". :P

Oh but theeee best commercial is Maxyderm male enhancer which depicts the old fart taking the young dancing babe out of the bar for a roll in the hay.
Man, I gotta watch more TV...
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:15 PM   #11
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Here's a picture from the Maxiderm Male Enhancer site - WTF The advertising industry is nuts.

Yeah, Outtahere, I agree with you on the wrinkle creams. Although, Diane Keaton seems to think that calcium in her facial cream will make her skin "stronger".



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Old 03-02-2007, 07:15 PM   #12
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I think the most annoying thing about that commercial is how she says it. I'm a size teew. Plus, she doesn't look like size 2 to me, I think the new size 2 is what size 6 used to be.

Martha, when are you going to Mexico - I'm ready to hear reports about it!
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Here's a picture from the Maxiderm Male Enhancer site - WTF The advertising industry is nuts.
If she's having to look that closely, he must really have needed a remedy!
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Here's a picture from the Maxiderm Male Enhancer site -
You sure that's not from the wrinkle cream site?

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If she's having to look that closely, he must really have needed a remedy!
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Gotta get to San Antonio one of these days...
Better hurry if you want to see the big mulch fire. Looks like they will finally have it out by next week...only burned for 2 1/2 months. :P

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She's wearing his underwear. It goes to reason he's wearing hers.

While deleting spam from my email the other day I saw a subject line introducing new Cialis soft tabs. Is it a new form or a cure for priapism?
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ROFLMAO. That was my thought, exactly. All she needs is a set of binoculars.
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:15 PM   #19
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Sounds like the advertising industry is hitting a raw nerve with the large, wrinkled, gray-haired, small-Johnsoned demographic.
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