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Old 06-21-2004, 05:57 AM   #21
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Around these parts, the Mennonites are pushing MLM/Amway type things. It's amusing.
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Re: Looking for Advice
Old 06-22-2004, 08:46 PM   #22
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Hey TH where exactly would you like to be blown? To Hell maybe? lol
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Old 06-23-2004, 01:50 PM   #23
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Dory: I hope you will allow this grave transgression on our posting rules.

All other posters: My apologies and I hope you will similarly forgive me.

Dear William:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

NOW BLOW ME!
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Old 06-23-2004, 02:31 PM   #24
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LOL!! Great job TH!
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Old 06-23-2004, 02:37 PM   #25
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Hey TH

If I make my thursday morning breakfast club, I'll ask some of the retired FBI, DEA, er Agency guys how hard it will be to vet these PIP guys for overseas money laundering. If they're legit - they have nothing to worry about - right?
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Old 06-23-2004, 02:45 PM   #26
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Eh, I copied someone elses brilliance. Another fine exercise in plagiarism, but well placed methinks.

Unclemick...go get 'em. Although in my experience most of the time I tried to employ any form of law enforcement, I ended up being the one in trouble.

I do like Williams approach though. Invade a nest of smart people with a hairbrained scheme...ignore suggestions, then implorations, then demands to remove offensive material...then start crapping like a goose all over every one and every thing.

That must really work for him.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:03 PM   #27
 
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Yeah TH, I hear you about getting in trouble trying
to get some help from law enforcement. I have
observed that when you recognize virtually every judge
and most of the attorneys at the local courthouse
(never having worked there or even nearby), you
have been spending entirely too much time in the
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Old 06-23-2004, 11:11 PM   #28
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William,

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Old 06-24-2004, 07:14 PM   #29
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Hey TH! Do ya feel better now? I sure hope so after that load of hot air. You certainly don't scare me with your idle threats old man. PIPS is not located in the US so guess what, the FBI, SEC etc. etc. have no jurisdiction over them. Get a life buddy! :
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I have no idea what PIPS you are talking about. I thought they sang with Gladys Knight.

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Old 06-24-2004, 08:27 PM   #31
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PIPS is not located in the US so guess what, the FBI, SEC etc. etc. have no jurisdiction over them.
There we go. Someone needs to post that to nayslayer99@hotmail.com's posts on the other finance boards. That should make them feel more comfortable.
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Hey TH! Do ya feel better now? I sure hope so after that load of hot air.
I sure do have a load of somethin' for ya good buddy. Open wide.
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Old 06-25-2004, 04:46 AM   #33
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TH

Went to breakfast thursday morning and had one of those 'We didn't have this this conversation', coversations.

We need to egg William on - the more he posts - the better it is.

Give it about two years to cook and watch the financial news - if PIPS is honest, no news is good news. Or if something shows up - remember the conversation we didn't have.

Plausible deniability - no visible connection with the American govt - only teaches electronic survellence overseas to 'approved' org's whatever that means.
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And he hates MLM with a passion - ? may have got burned himself in the past.
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