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Old 03-15-2015, 08:58 PM   #1
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Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget

Having drastically underestimated the expenses required for such an elaborate production, recently deceased local man Norman Dennison is said to have completed his 84-year life Tuesday approximately $130,000 over budget.*


Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Wonder if he had a plan B?
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Old 03-15-2015, 09:30 PM   #2
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Haha, love the late life wife replacement part! Too funny!


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Love The Onion. There is a lot of real wisdom relating to ER underneath all the satire.
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Funny, unless of course you have a relative in that situation, then do you let them get kicked to the curb ?

Sort of reminds me of a radio story where a fella had cancer so he racked up his credit cards since he was going to die. Trouble for him was it went into remission, so he spent the next 5 years paying off the debt, some of which was for pretty wasteful stuff
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The Onion is great.

Ironically, this kind of describes Thomas Jefferson's financial life.


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Jefferson lived perpetually beyond his means, spending large amounts of money on building projects, furnishings, wine, etc.
http://www.monticello.org/site/resea...llections/debt
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Nevertheless, a bunch of us are doing our level best to have the time run out at the very moment the money runs out. Very few will head the nail on the head. I, personally, wish to be one of those on the negative side of that prediction
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