#9 They scream louder than you.
#8 You arenít allowed to stoop to their tactics, like taking off your clothes and banging on walls.
#7 Itís impossible to reason with someone whoís basically all tears and mucus.
#6 If youíve taught them how to call 911, they have a distinct advantage.
#5 Most people side with cute, adorable moppets over flustered women in sweats.
#4 You use reason and logic; they use gut and throwing remote controls.
#3 Their father.
#2 Itís either let them win or make a serious scene in the middle of a Target.
#1 Toddlers donít argue; they beat you into submission.
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