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Old 03-27-2006, 03:34 PM   #1
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Working on golf book, here are chapters so far:
This is a joke, REPEAT, This is a joke.
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the
Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank.
Chapter 5 - How to Get More With Your Own Lie.
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
Chapter 11 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 12 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart
* * * * * * * * * * Girl and give Her a $3 Tip, but will Bitch about a $3.50 beer at
* * * * * * * * * * the 19th Hole and Stiff The Bartender.
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Re: Need Suggestions For Additional Chapters
Old 03-27-2006, 05:52 PM   #2
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An important chapter in my aborted Golf My Way book.

Chapeter 3 - Chipping for Bogey
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Chapter 13:* Shootin Birdies- -It's not just for Vice Presidents anymore.

Chapter 14: Is the game of golf punishment for retiring early?
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Ever notice that Golf spelled backward is Flog and Golfer is ReFlog. Sounds like me on the course!
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