I've always planned to throw my dad a retirement party when he retired in a few years. Well there's been a slight change of plans. After working his behind off driving truck for the same company for over 35+ years, they called him in one day out of the blue to tell him they were demoting him. Less pay, less benefits. All this time he's been working towards retirement, and now with this demotion he will get a severe cut in benefits and pay. The demotion isn't worth keeping as he would have to pay for his own hotel out of town, food, cell phone, etc. So they knew they were forcing him into early retirement. We are all furious over this and can't believe they can do this to a faithful hard working employee after 35 years.
We are still planning on giving him a small retirement party, but we don't want to call it a retirement party. It's more like this company screwed him over, but we don't necessarily want to word it like that either
Keeping in mind, these are truck drivers
we do want something light hearted and funny while portraying what the company did to him.
Any ideas on what we can call the party??