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Old 11-23-2008, 07:10 PM   #21
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Don't fry bacon nude.
Or anything else.
Please wear an apron.
Your nipples will thank you.
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:48 PM   #22
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bacon, red wine, nipples, a bit of blood from a fingertip ....

a very odd vampire story is starting.

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bacon, red wine, nipples, a bit of blood from a fingertip ....

a very odd vampire story is starting.

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Thats how it all starts...get invited over for some bacon..then the wine flows..pretty soon you got..bah..nevermind
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cautionary tale

Don't ever find yourself: naked, drunk, and in the kitchen.
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Yeah...just think...all those appliances!
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Yeah...just think...all those appliances!
darnit, beat me to the punch. it's a darn good thing we didn't go to school together. OMG
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darnit, beat me to the punch. it's a darn good thing we didn't go to school together. OMG
Now THAT school wouldn't have a chance..............sing along with me "Smokin' in the boyz room!"
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I once had a girlfriend that was so HOT I could fry bacon on her stomach.............
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I once had a boyfriend so hot, I could fry bacon (and curly fries) on his...... Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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I learned that those neat collapsible cooling racks you can use for all your baking needs are flawed. Spent the day backing a apple pie. The results looked great when I took it out of the oven. Wow! and the aroma's, heavenly! Placed directly from the oven onto cooling rack on counter top. Cooling rack promptly collapses (well, I guess that's what it was made to do, but the timing was definitely wrong). Pie cascades off the counter onto the tile floor. It , of course, landed upside down and slid about eight feet across the kitchen leaving a trail of apple filling, and crust on everything in it's path. Lesson learned - I learned never to place the rack so that when it collapses (and it will) it can launch the food item off the counter. This happened Sunday and I am still cleaning sticky off everything.
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