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Old 01-26-2007, 07:18 AM   #1
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"Old" is when...

...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I
can't do both!"

...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're

...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage
door nearest your car. remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have to go along.

...when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

...when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the

..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

... an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

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Old 02-03-2007, 01:38 AM   #2
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very funny~

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Old 02-04-2007, 04:50 PM   #3
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Re: "Old" is when...

As I recall, it used to be 30, the it moved to 40, then to 60, but now it seems to be over 80. I always seem to be 10-20 years behind that darn figure. (62)
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