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Old 09-01-2004, 07:07 PM   #1
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Ok, this guy has me topped.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...0109011144&e=1

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Old 09-01-2004, 08:42 PM   #2
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AAAAAugh!
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:03 PM   #3
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How do you learn how to do that? Do you have to practice?
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:27 PM   #4
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Does he clean up with recycled dryer sheets??
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:25 AM   #5
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Do you think it matters if he uses whole milk vs skim?
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:40 AM   #6
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Some people just ain't right...
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:29 AM   #7
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Ahhhhhhh! I think I'm traumatized....

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Old 09-02-2004, 04:30 PM   #8
 
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Yeah, kind of a "geek "show. Puts me in mind of my ex.
milking my bank account. That was pretty ugly too

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Old 09-02-2004, 07:45 PM   #9
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Milk out the nose instead of money out the wazoo, huh?

That was a good ameritrade commercial.
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:01 PM   #10
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Ok, this guy has me topped.
Yikes, how can anybody top that?

Like this....

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Old 09-02-2004, 10:55 PM   #11
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This dickhead is going to try to set a record by doing the same thing with a small cobra.

I was sparing you this. See? I am merciful. Bwaaahaaaaahaaaaaa
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:21 AM   #12
 
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Hey! Where did you get the photo of my ex-wife?

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Old 09-03-2004, 11:17 AM   #13
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Uhh....the dude or the snake?
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Old 09-03-2004, 12:55 PM   #14
 
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Old 09-03-2004, 01:13 PM   #15
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Remember that old STD commercial that said that when you sleep with someone you're actually sleeping with their last xx partners.

Make your own joke. I simply cant do it and risk that mental picture blossoming in my head.
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Old 09-03-2004, 02:07 PM   #16
 
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Remember that old STD commercial that said that when you sleep with someone you're actually sleeping with their last xx partners.

Make your own joke. *I simply cant do it and risk that mental picture blossoming in my head.
Ewuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? Gross !
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Old 09-04-2004, 01:33 PM   #17
 
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Re. the STD warnings, I enjoyed it all, including all
of the previous partners. Top that!

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