Join Early Retirement Today
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 05:03 PM   #21
Moderator Emeritus
Rich_by_the_Bay's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 8,827
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

OK. As the unofficial voice of medical reason around here (or at least one of them), I have conducted an in-depth analysis of this study. In addition, I have conducted personal research and have designed and tested my own decision analysis.

I turns out that if you weigh the very low risk of throat cancer against the benefits of regular .. uh.. I mean frequent or rather.. repeated oral, that is deep t... um.. fellat.... ah...

Anyway, it turns out that those who carry on as usual are more fulfilled, enjoy more suckcess, and generally take it all in more easily than the general population. The conclusion I have reached is that further, ongoing study is necessary, again and again.
__________________

__________________
Rich
San Francisco Area
ESR'd March 2010. FIRE'd January 2011.

As if you didn't know..If the above message contains medical content, it's NOT intended as advice, and may not be accurate, applicable or sufficient. Don't rely on it for any purpose. Consult your own doctor for all medical advice.
Rich_by_the_Bay is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 Early Retirement and Financial Independence Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

Are you planning to be financially independent as early as possible so you can live life on your own terms? Discuss successful investing strategies, asset allocation models, tax strategies and other related topics in our online forum community. Our members range from young folks just starting their journey to financial independence, military retirees and even multimillionaires. No matter where you fit in you'll find that Early-Retirement.org is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with our members, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create a retirement blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 05:10 PM   #22
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
BUM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Mid Hudson Valley
Posts: 1,778
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich_in_Tampa
OK. As the unofficial voice of medical reason around here (or at least one of them), I have conducted an in-depth analysis of this study. In addition, I have conducted personal research and have designed and tested my own decision analysis.

I turns out that if you weigh the very low risk of throat cancer against the benefits of regular .. uh.. I mean frequent or rather.. repeated oral, that is deep t... um.. fellat.... ah...

Anyway, it turns out that those who carry on as usual are more fulfilled, enjoy more suckcess, and generally take it all in more easily than the general population. The conclusion I have reached is that further, ongoing study is necessary, again and again.
Will this be a volunteer double blind study or can we peek?




__________________

__________________
In a panamax down by the river.
BUM is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 05:31 PM   #23
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minnehaha
Posts: 2,375
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Ah, the good old ER forum...comforting to know that some things stay constant in this ever changing goddamighty world

I suspect this is only a potential issue for those that swallow..a pretty rare occurance I would spejaculate... someone should do an oral survey...
__________________
MinnesotaEats - www.goodfoodmsp.com
Danny is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 05:48 PM   #24
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
73ss454's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: LaLa Land
Posts: 4,378
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

OK Dan, I think we should have a poll on this.
__________________
Work is something you do to get enough $ so you don't have to....Me.
73ss454 is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 05:53 PM   #25
Recycles dryer sheets
two4theroad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 216
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer


I think my safe withdrawal rate just went up : : :
__________________
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.<br />-Robert A. Heinlein
two4theroad is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 07:06 PM   #26
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
TromboneAl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 11,199
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Now it's going to be even harder to get mandatory HPV vaccination laws passed.
__________________
Al
TromboneAl is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 08:18 PM   #27
Moderator Emeritus
Nords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oahu
Posts: 26,619
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

I believe that's the first time I've ever seen this board take a politically-motivated post and hijack it, so to speak, in a sexual direction.

Oh, never mind.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BUM
Ummmm. Hooooover.
I thought the slogan was "Nothing sucks like Electrolux"...

Quote:
Originally Posted by BUM
Will this be a volunteer double blind study or can we peek?
Hey, there's a reason the guy's wearing a sleep mask!
__________________
*
*

The book written on E-R.org, "The Military Guide to Financial Independence and Retirement", on sale now! For more info see "About Me" in my profile.
I don't spend much time here anymore, so please send me a PM. Thanks.
Nords is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 08:26 PM   #28
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
cube_rat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,466
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Quote:
Originally Posted by Martha
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like the same horney toads kept THAT thread going like this one
__________________
fuzzy? cute?
cube_rat is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 08:29 PM   #29
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 7,409
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Hmmm - this morning this subject was on my Google news - a little yard work, trip to the donut shop, and some shopping - check the ER Forum and badda boom.

heh heh heh - hay! - beats Boones Farm on the other thread. Right? :
__________________
unclemick is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 08:31 PM   #30
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Eagle43's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: DFW
Posts: 1,883
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Well, they say you are what you eat....
__________________
Resist much. Obey Little. . . . Ed Abbey

Disclaimer: My Posts are for my amusement only.
Eagle43 is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 09:28 PM   #31
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
martyb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Bossier City
Posts: 2,182
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Hmmmm....looks like I've accidentally stumbled onto a porn site!

__________________
“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.”
-John F. Kennedy

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” - Edgar Bergen
martyb is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 10:10 PM   #32
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 11,615
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Quote:
Originally Posted by 73ss454
OK Dan, I think we should have a poll on this.
Poll? Pole?
__________________
"Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite." - R. Heinlein
samclem is online now   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 11:20 PM   #33
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
lazygood4nothinbum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 3,895
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

__________________
"off with their heads"~~dr. joseph-ignace guillotin

"life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901
lazygood4nothinbum is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-10-2007, 11:49 PM   #34
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
JPatrick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,494
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Well goodfornuttin, looks like you're gonna pick up a first place ribbon for that one
__________________
JPatrick is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 03:47 AM   #35
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 5,414
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

IM A DEAD MAN!
__________________
mathjak107 is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 05:59 AM   #36
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
martyb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Bossier City
Posts: 2,182
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

I went back & reviewed the other poll since I wan't on this board at that time. After careful consideration, I voted and am the ONLY person listed in the 100-200 category. Much closer to 100 than 200. A few years ago I actually did my own count, not for bragging purposes but because one day it just dawned on me that maybe I had been a little busy than most of the other guys I knew. Again, I'm not bragging and in truth I wish the number wasn't so high. It's definitely over 100, though. I was pretty busy before I got married the first time in 1979, but then in the 10 years after my divorce in '86.....well let's just say that a single dad with custody of his two young daughters is apparently VERY attractive to women for some reason! I remarried in '96 & current wifey does know I was pretty busy in that department before we married, but she doesn't ask for an exact number. I'm only her 3rd partner in her life (she was married once before also.) As for the oral cancer issue, well I guess I'm in the walking dead category there as well (how do I put this delicately.....from participating in many activities in the typical heterosexual ways). :
__________________
“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.”
-John F. Kennedy

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” - Edgar Bergen
martyb is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 08:56 AM   #37
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
youbet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 9,965
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Quote:
Originally Posted by martyb
current wifey does know I was pretty busy in that department before we married, but she doesn't ask for an exact number. I'm only her 3rd partner in her life
She doesn't ask........... and maybe she doesn't tell!!
__________________
"I wasn't born blue blood. I was born blue-collar." John Wort Hannam
youbet is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 09:08 AM   #38
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
cube_rat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,466
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Quote:
Originally Posted by lazygood4nothinbum
LOL!!!!

__________________
fuzzy? cute?
cube_rat is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 09:27 AM   #39
Moderator Emeritus
Martha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: minnesota
Posts: 13,212
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

I'm treating this thread like funny joke thursday and anyone who reads the name of the topic should know what they are getting into, but . . . . let's be a bit judicious.

__________________
.


No more lawyer stuff, no more political stuff, so no more CYA

Martha is offline   Reply With Quote
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer
Old 05-11-2007, 09:43 AM   #40
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
HFWR's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Lawn chair in Texas
Posts: 12,964
Re: Oral Sex Can Lead to Cancer

Does this answer the question "where do you get your protein"?
__________________

__________________
Have Funds, Will Retire

...not doing anything of true substance...
HFWR is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Promising cancer treatment or hoax? The "other" DCA samclem Health and Early Retirement 1 02-12-2007 11:12 AM
Prostate Cancer Concerns? Maybe cutting out the cheese makes sense marty Health and Early Retirement 6 12-30-2006 11:34 AM
Colonoscopy, Guess What poboy Health and Early Retirement 56 11-30-2006 12:25 AM
Cancer Prevention by Diet??? Mountain_Mike Health and Early Retirement 5 11-14-2006 07:17 PM
Cancer Study --- Link Posted!!! jaidev63 Other topics 14 11-12-2006 12:12 PM

 

 
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:10 PM.
 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.