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Old 05-13-2011, 01:34 PM   #1
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Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report

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Old 05-13-2011, 01:55 PM   #2
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HFWR - do you got some 'splaining to do? Sending OBL (masquerading as a 15YO F in Dubuque) dirty pictures was you? Hmmmm?
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lol...Osama was a perv! Who'da thunk it
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HFWR - do you got some 'splaining to do? Sending OBL (masquerading as a 15YO F in Dubuque) dirty pictures was you? Hmmmm?
Heh heh... See my sig; the big O really liked that...
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Maybe Osama and his 3 wives watch a little porn and play spin-the-bottle? Beats blowing up schoolbuses.

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I thought pork was against the religion?

Did he pork her?

Did he make her eat pork?

OH MY what a mess.
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As long as we're being bad------

Guy walks into a bar and orders an OBL.
Bartender: What's an OBL?
Customer: An Osama bin Laden.
Bartender: How do you make that?
Customer: Two shots and a splash of water.
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The Osama Bin Laden Cocktail --- Two shots and a splash of water.
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I really needed a drink today and my bartender suggested a new one called the "bin Laden": two shots and a splash of water
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Customer: An Osama bin Laden.
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Do you really read this whole board?
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Do you really read this whole board?
haha, it's obvious that I don't read the entire board or I wouldn't have posted that terrible joke.
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haha, it's obvious that I don't read the entire board or I wouldn't have posted that terrible joke.

I thought it was funny!

Passing it on to a couple buds....
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I heard they found a "bloopers" tape in his stash at the compound,too. I wonder if it'll come out on DVD soon.

What's next?.........."Terrorists Gone Wild"?
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via a comic called Jim Norton:

"No porn has been found in bin Laden's compound; turns out he was masturbating to Schindler's List."
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OK, since we have gone viral here.

A photo of OBL's funeral.
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I'm thinking OBL may have loved GaGa. Who knew?

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Hmmm first the vaseline
then goat?
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Once again, no imagery will be released because it's so grotesque...
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