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Paid to do it, but fails to make his friendís wife pregnant after 72 Attempts
Old 04-05-2009, 06:24 PM   #1
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Paid to do it, but fails to make his friendís wife pregnant after 72 Attempts

Anybody think he'll get his money back?

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In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did. The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:41 PM   #2
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Tough job but somebody has to do it.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:09 PM   #3
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I'd rule to give the money back. The job of sex in this case was to git'er done an' preggo. He is sterile, mission not accomplished.

On the other hand free enjoyment of neighbor's wife, priceless.
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Woe is me
Shame and scandal in the family
Woe is me
Shame and scandal in the family

In Trinidad there was a family
With much confusion as you will see
It was a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
He wanted to marry, have a wife of his own
Found a young girl that suited him nice
Went to his papa to ask his advice
His papa said: "Son, I have to say no,
This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"

[refrain]

A week went by and the summer came 'round
Soon the best cook in the island he found
He went to his papa to name the day
His papa shook his head and to him did say
"You Can't marry this girl, I have to say no
This girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"

[refrain]

The years went by, the boy wished he was dead
He found seventeen girls and still wasn't wed
He went to his Papa, his Papa said, "No,
Those girls are your sisters, but your Mama don't know"

[refrain]

He went to his mama and bowed his head
And told his mama what his papa had said
His mama she laughed, she say, "Go man, go
Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know"

Oh, woe is me
Shame and scandal in the family
Oh, woe is me
Shame and scandal in the family
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I was beginning to think that at last I understand my old roommate from Stuttgart but no, take a closer look, it was published on April Fool's Day.
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I was beginning to think that at last I understand my old roommate from Stuttgart but no, take a closer look, it was published on April Fool's Day.
Too bad it was an April Fool's joke. I was thinking that this job is better than growing pot in CA.
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