As one of those slimy bottom-dwelling scum-sucking COLA-pension-with-healthcare recipients I've been too cowardly to join this thread, but never let it be said that I'd hide behind somone willing to make the ultimate sacrifice by throwing themselves into the fray shouting the battlecry "Variable annuities!!"
Empty Pockets said:
I thought I made it somewhat clear that I wasn't trying to sell anybody on an annuity. I don't want this thread to become an annuity bashing-defending thread, that's been done enough.
I thought I might have something to add to this thread since I have a Variable Annuity and I have a portfolio of after tax index funds. And yes, I work with a financial planner. I wanted to put more in the annuity and he talked me out of it. He said I should have a portion in the taxable funds.
There are a lot of good people here, but I'll be leaving this forum now. I can get called an idiot anywhere. I'm just a working stiff with a High School education, but if the S& P averages 9% for the next 18 years I'll have about $5,000,000 when I turn 59.5 Let me be an idiot and I'll leave the rest of you alone now. Good bye.
Geez, it's impossible to please every poster on this board, EP (and as a moderator you could be guaranteed to please just about none of them) but you can get called an "idiot" anywhere on the Internet by complete strangers or even at home with your family-- so why not here among the people you know?
I can't defend the use of the "I" word, either, but I suspect that it's difficult to find a board anywhere that would support any investment product with high expenses & fees, no matter how iron-clad the "guarantee".
As Rich has said, "We all done good". Many of us won the game in the third quarter and have just been running up the score ever since. But there always has to be a distinction between the cold-hearted Vulcan logic of financial analysis and the emotional "sleep at night" comfort of paying extra for some sort of reassurance or assistance. Either is an equally valid reason for making a choice-- as long as it's an informed choice. Of course the two camps can barely communicate with each other, let alone comprehend the other's thoughts & feelings.
While a COLA pension + benefits sure looks good from this side of the finish line, I also hope that no one chooses their career, even their employment, by saying "Gee, and the benefits are good!" A few years later you might be saying "Man, this job sure sucks and that third heart attack almost got me, but I'm hoping to survive these health risks long enough to collect that pension check!"
There's nothing like the feeling you get when you realize that your career is over and you're eight or nine years short of
vesting your benefits, let alone retirement. (In the Navy the phrase is "FITREP fodder", someone who's there just to provide a pool of candidates against which the future admirals can be ranked #1.) While we'd all agree that something should be done about that situation, it's mighty hard to find the solution when you're overworked, underslept, and too focused on the short term (to say nothing of the next paycheck). You can't easily step back for a complete fiscal & emotional inventory followed by a thoughtful analysis of where you need to go and a detailed timeline of how to get there. You'll never be able to do it if your boss can't even understand the meaning of the words "time off" let alone laugh at your request.
So as one of those pensioneers, let me say that I feel lucky to have survived the experience. It's ironic that I spent one of my worst tours surrounded by literally dozens of helpful & happy Reservists yet I couldn't begin to figure out how to "solve my problem" of dealing with active duty and what was left of my time served career. I think that for everyone with an occasional feeling of "pension envy", there's someone else who envies their career flexibility and their choices.
Even after the victory lap I'm still trying to decide where the grass is greenest. And on my deathbed I'll probably bolt upright, open my eyes wide, grab one of my great-great-grandchildren by the throat, and gasp "See, the other side says that the SWR is really 5.32%!!" before I expire. Everyone will shake their heads and mourn "What a shame Gramps was so hallucinated & delusional before he croaked."
"Besides, everyone knows that the one true SWR is 3.764%."
Everyone needs to find their own roads to Dublin. We don't have to follow each other, and we didn't necessarily pick the best routes.