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Old 03-28-2013, 03:27 PM   #41
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Now that would be embarrassing, I admit! But hey, at least we know what we like.
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Old 03-28-2013, 03:36 PM   #42
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I officiated high school baseball and football for 12 years and never had to eject an adult for misconduct.
Wow. Parents where you live must take their chill pills before the game. DS was a soccer referee in HS and had to eject a parent in one of the first games he worked as lead ref. DD had to warn a few but don't think she ever ejected anyone.
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Old 03-28-2013, 03:58 PM   #43
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Stranded at the Border, For a While

Back in the late '70s, a friend and I traveled around Europe on Eurail passes for 5 wks. One day we forgot to change trains and ended up in Yugoslavia by mistake. The guards at the border (carrying rifles!) took our passports because we had no visas...

We did get back here to tell the tale, quite grateful, of course. And were happy to miss the wars that followed....
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:45 PM   #46
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:19 PM   #48
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:25 PM   #49
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well you said something i have not said before!
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:16 PM   #51
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:49 PM   #54
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I once went to a job interview and the person I was to meet with wasn't in town that day. The receptionist was very apologetic and after searching for the person or someone to take his place I realized that I showed up on the wrong day.

The funny thing is that a few days later, on the right day, I interviewed and eventually got a job offer.
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I buy things and then by the time I get home I realize I don't really want or need them so I return them unopened and unused. This happens quite often. I was once banned from returning anything else at a local department store.

Is this my DW posting?
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Now that would be embarrassing, I admit! But hey, at least we know what we like.
We actually have one of these... Amazon.com: Dogs Playing Poker - Hand Painted Resin Sculpture [Toy]: Toys & Games but at least it was A GIFT! (...and the colors are more subdued/realistic.)

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Back in the late '70s, a friend and I traveled around Europe on Eurail passes for 5 wks. One day we forgot to change trains and ended up in Yugoslavia by mistake. The guards at the border (carrying rifles!) took our passports because we had no visas...
I just had a flashback to Firesign Theater's Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him

"May I see your passport, please..."

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Oh, yeah.... and I design quilts, too. (DW constructs/sews them!)

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I had a huge crush on Emma* in middle school ( ~ 35 years ago) and got to kiss her behind the sports shed for a full 10 seconds. I know it was 10 seconds because Alistair* was standing next to us with a stopwatch. It was one of the most unromantic kisses I have ever had. We stood in front of each other, took deep breaths, pressed our lips together way too hard, then stared at each other with frantic apoplectic smiles. Alistair* was counting out loud and as he got to 10, we both burst out laughing. It was very unromantic, but a whole lot of fun!

10 years later, I moved away from the village to come to the US, but she got married, had kids and is still living there. Occasionally, I sneak a look at her Facebook profile. She still looks lovely

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Old 03-29-2013, 04:17 AM   #60
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When I was 11, I stomped a giant heart in the snow with "I LOVE [BOY's NAME]" inside it. Fortunately, it was in my own back yard, so only my family knew about it and could make fun of me. Even my mother, who never mocked me, thought it was hilarious that I described [boy] as having "ice-blue eyes."

I found "that boy" on-line a few years ago. He is very bald and ugly and has a blog where he celebrates being a crabby SOB.

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