TromboneAl
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Tomorrow my trio will be performing in a venue where people are sitting and listening. In between songs, I was considering telling this joke, but now I think it's too racy. What do you think?
Two old ladies, Gertie and Susan, are outside smoking cigarettes, and it's raining. Gertie says to the other "What's that on your cigarette?"
Susan replies "It's a condom."
"A condom, what's that?" says Gertie?
"It's something you can buy at a pharmacy, and I cut the tip off, and put it on my cigarette, and it keeps the cigarette from getting wet."
Gertie thinks that's a great idea, and she heads down to the pharmacy, and asks for a box of condoms. The pharmacist is puzzled, since Gertie is about 92 years old, but he asks what brand she'd like.
She replies, "It doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits a camel."
Two old ladies, Gertie and Susan, are outside smoking cigarettes, and it's raining. Gertie says to the other "What's that on your cigarette?"
Susan replies "It's a condom."
"A condom, what's that?" says Gertie?
"It's something you can buy at a pharmacy, and I cut the tip off, and put it on my cigarette, and it keeps the cigarette from getting wet."
Gertie thinks that's a great idea, and she heads down to the pharmacy, and asks for a box of condoms. The pharmacist is puzzled, since Gertie is about 92 years old, but he asks what brand she'd like.
She replies, "It doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits a camel."
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