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Old 10-12-2006, 08:01 PM   #21
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Yes, with our posts next to each other, we look related.

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Old 10-12-2006, 08:05 PM   #22
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And even JG's scissors look menacing now.
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Lovin' Spoonful?
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What hath Ha wrought?

But I guess now that Martha is posting, the thread is safe from lockdown. BTW, isn't lockdown a corrections term?

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But I guess now that Martha is posting, the thread is safe from lockdown.
Although obviously not from asinine posts.

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http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byiss....html#funfacts


The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.

Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

And the different parts of semen have different tastes. "For example, the component from the seminal vesicle, which is high in fructose [sugar], will be slightly sweeter than the rest of the fluid," Dr. Lowe explains. That said, semen characteristics do vary from person to person, month to month.

i think i saw this on the cooking channel
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BTW, isn't lockdown a corrections term?

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My Oh My, what have I started? I would have to assume that adjusting the boys is really not that much of a concern to women then. Now, next question about men that play pocket pool.
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My Oh My, what have I started? I would have to assume that adjusting the boys is really not that much of a concern to women then. Now, next question about men that play pocket pool.
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For those of you that have ever had the need to (although discrete) adjust the boys, what were you're wife's reaction to this ever so slight gesture? : If you have never felt the need to ever perform this automatic but necessary reaction, please disregard this question.
Real men can accomplish this adjustment without anyone noticing. Some abandon the skill after ER. Others were never socialized in the first place and never learned - but they don't have wives or lovers
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My bad. Back to the iris.
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Jizz, er Jeez! Leave for a few weeks and look what happens!




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i think i saw this on the cooking channel


Yeah, they call it the "High Protein, Low Calorie Diet"...........
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I noticed that the "Question for women over 40" thread got up as high as 64 posts. Boy Oh Boy, we couldn't even get as high as 40. What gives?
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Topic not dead............but I can't answer the "swallowing question", because DW lurks here..........
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I got to tell ya, although they don't show it, sometimes women are worse then men. Many years ago I dropped my wife and friends off at a strip joint which was hosting a wedding shower(not into the drinking and driving thing). They asked that I pick them up at 12:00pm, well at 12:15pm, after I figured out they weren't ready to come out, I walked in to hundreds of h**** women yelling and dancing, I was caught off guard. I saw a side of some of the women in our group that I couldn't believe, they language was.......how you say, explicit. The majority didnít want to leave. Iíll never forget that night.
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I got to tell ya, although they don't show it, sometimes women are worse then men. Many years ago I dropped my wife and friends off at a strip joint which was hosting a wedding shower(not into the drinking and driving thing). They asked that I pick them up at 12:00pm, well at 12:15pm, after I figured out they weren't ready to come out, I walked in to hundreds of h**** women yelling and dancing, I was caught off guard. I saw a side of some of the women in our group that I couldn't believe, they language was.......how you say, explicit. The majority didnít want to leave. Iíll never forget that night.
Sounds like some real vixen there..........
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I got to tell ya, although they don't show it, sometimes women are worse then men.
Nah, I disagree. You men have kept the hooker and porn industry alive and profitable for a long, long time.
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Nah, I disagree. You men have kept the hooker and porn industry alive and profitable for a long, long time.
There's a good reason for that, but I will not pontificate.........

I have a desk made by Hooker, does that count? :
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Nah, I disagree. You men have kept the hooker and porn industry alive and profitable for a long, long time.
I wonder what percentage of the industry is patronized by men vs women... if the men are referred to as "John", are the women called "Jane"?
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